Shagged Anyone Famous?

[Mancini’s Pastilles]

Girl from my small town in Ireland got smashed by Aaron Lennon in London

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Girl from my small town in Ireland got smashed by Aaron Lennon in London

Is "London" code for her backdoor?

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

We're getting far too tenuous here so let me join in. I've met David Hasselhoff and shook his hand, who by law of averages will have used the same toilet as Pamela Anderson when filming Baywatch and probably shaken her hand, which in a very roundabout way means I have probably given Tommy Lee a handjob

 

[Pedestrian]

When I was in the paras I went to Leconfield for a course and shagged an officer. I met her on a night out and the first question she asked was if I was military. I usually said I played for Blackpool but I said I was a personal trainer. We went back to her room and cracked on. In the morning I told her the truth and she went nuts. I dined out on that for days…Not famous I know but for a 19 year old me I thought I shagged royalty.

 

[chesterbells]

Joanna Taylor played Geri. Hottie.

I think a picture would help me remember.

 

[bluegirl74]

We're getting far too tenuous here so let me join in. I've met David Hasselhoff and shook his hand, who by law of averages will have used the same toilet as Pamela Anderson when filming Baywatch and probably shaken her hand, which in a very roundabout way means I have probably given Tommy Lee a handjob

David Hasslehoff bought me a drink maybe 10 years ago in Liars Club in town. He was in panto at the Opera House and he and a few others from the show had popped in for a post show drink, I was on a Christmas night out with work. He queue jumped so I called him out on it and he paid for my drinks.

So does that mean that I've been intimate with you, or Tommy Lee? Genuinely confused.

 

[WestGorton]

Elvis from Awaydays bought me a pint but didn’t shag me. Happy?

Great film. I had a Peter Storm cagoule once.

 

[Bluemanc100]

When I was in the paras I went to Leconfield for a course and shagged an officer. I met her on a night out and the first question she asked was if I was military. I usually said I played for Blackpool but I said I was a personal trainer. We went back to her room and cracked on. In the morning I told her the truth and she went nuts. I dined out on that for days…Not famous I know but for a 19 year old me I thought I shagged royalty.

I hope you asked her to put her hat on during the deed

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

David Hasslehoff bought me a drink maybe 10 years ago in Liars Club in town. He was in panto at the Opera House and he and a few others from the show had popped in for a post show drink, I was on a Christmas night out with work. He queue jumped so I called him out on it and he paid for my drinks.

So does that mean that I've been intimate with you, or Tommy Lee? Genuinely confused.

I won't tell if you don't. Sorry to break it to you.

 

[asgoodasitgets]

David Hasslehoff bought me a drink maybe 10 years ago in Liars Club in town. He was in panto at the Opera House and he and a few others from the show had popped in for a post show drink, I was on a Christmas night out with work. He queue jumped so I called him out on it and he paid for my drinks.

So does that mean that I've been intimate with you, or Tommy Lee? Genuinely confused.

Liars club eh ???
Hmmmmmmmm