Shaving or waxing your sack - Which is best?

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I think "their own planet" orbits Uranus, sorry I meant their anus ; )

 

[mat]

never ventured, don't understand, do you do your legs as well then, otherwise you're just going to look weird?

Naturally.

It's not a good look when wearing a short skirt...

 

[sir baconface]

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Naturally.

It's not a good look when wearing a short skirt...

well I'm not of the Sam Smith variety so that hasn't been an issue.

 

[Magicpole]

I've patented a Plum Plucker, it took a lot of hard work and to he honest, we lost a couple of good volunteers to horrendous mishaps. Still, as I told them as they were rushed into the back of an ambulance, you're advancing scientific progress and offspring are overrated and once we get by the lawsuits, it will be available in most reputable ball topiary vendors.

Get in quick and save £££££££'s by sending me £25.99 TODAY!

No Time wasters.

 

[mat]

I've patented a Plum Plucker, it took a lot of hard work and to he honest, we lost a couple of good volunteers to horrendous mishaps. Still, as I told them as they were rushed into the back of an ambulance, you're advancing scientific progress and offspring are overrated and once we get by the lawsuits, it will be available in most reputable ball topiary vendors.

Get in quick and save £££££££'s by sending me £25.99 TODAY!

No Time wasters.

Bulk order in PM mate.

Do you do one for cunts as well or do Rangers fans have to make do with the same product?

 

[Magicpole]

Bulk order in PM mate.

Do you do one for cunts as well or do Rangers fans have to make do with the same product?

I have no scruples if the price is met. That's the thing about Plums, no matter what creed or delusion you have been signed up to, a Plum is a Plum is a Plum.

Money talks, Plum hair walks.

 

[Protein Junkie]

I'm not sure I follow.
Waxing your sack .....why ?

Hello J-Lingz

 

[dobingsdobber]

Never tried either method,just let the hair grow over the years. I eventually knitted it into a rather fetching pair of permanently-attached long-johns.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Get yourself to the Turkish Barbers ( when they reopen) for a hot towel shave.