Sheik Mansour, Went To Spain....

[niall'sdiscoshorts]

Manuel Pellegrini waits in spain for a chauffeur
Was expecting a lamborghini
But got a white land rover

 

[Carstairs]

Sheik Mansour went to Spain
In a Land Rover Disco
Signed a young lad up there
By the name of Isco



















...To the Isco thread!!

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Sheik Mansour went to Spain
In a white Range Rover
Scousers thought they'd won the league
'til Stevie G fell over

Winner.....

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain in a Range Rover
Wayne Rooney fucks elderly prostitutes.
Ryan Giggs fucks his brother's wife
Don't forget the dodgy meat.

I'm partial to a stanza or two of free verse.

 

[york away to this!]

sheikh mansour came to city
on his uni-cycle.
bought a balti pie for aunty Jean
and a pint for uncle Michael...

 

[SaddleworthBlueRhino]

Given that these words

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain

In his Lamborghini

have been broadcast, heard and probably sung all over the world throughout recent weeks isn't this a joint marketing dream Ticket!!!

Our Sheikh is given/buys a Lamborghini decorated to sponsorship needs and is filmed driving it. Needs a little tuning up by an"Engineer" who emerges from under the bonnet and is given lift. Cue Song.

Takes it to Yaya and presents it as a birthday present. Yaya want to be closer to the footballing public so gives it to me.

Come on Marketing Team we are missing a worldwide opportunity here

I am then filmed driving said Lamborghini with 1999 Season Ticket Book wearing Brother Shirt driving towards mock up of old Wembley twin towers.

Decent thinking don't you agree.

 

[Belly]

Sheik Mansour went to Stretford in a clapped-Out Astra
Bought Old Trafford, knocked it down
And built a fuckin Asda!

 

[blueinsa]

Sheik Mansour went to Stretford in a clapped-Out Astra
Bought Old Trafford, knocked it down
And built a fuckin Asda!

We have a winner!

 

[its a Barm]

if i was the sheik ( if only ) iwould ring up lambo dealer order a City blue one asap and drive it down the shops and get pictures took and send thm to all newspapers just for us so we can keep the song going. is that to much to ask.

 

[SaddleworthBlueRhino]

if i was the sheik ( if only ) iwould ring up lambo dealer order a City blue one asap and drive it down the shops and get pictures took and send thm to all newspapers just for us so we can keep the song going. is that to much to ask.

Eggs Actly.