Sheik Mansour, Went To Spain....

[wagonman]

Sheikh Mansour
Swopped his car
For a Lamborghini.
He went to Spain
And brought us back
Stevan Jovetic...

Errrr... wait a minute... my brain hurts...


JJ

 

[Ray78]

Sheik Mansour went to Italy
To buy Yaya a Bugatti
Came back home with a player
Marco Verratti

I have ordered a Taxi but it is too warm for a coat.

 

[Burtonblue]

Sheikh Mansour went to France
In his new range rover
Sold Yaya to PSG
Now he's back in Dover

 

[bluegirl74]

Sheikh Mansour went to Anfield in his white range rover....gave Steven Gerrard a million pounds and told him to fall over!

just a word of warning. we will soon see what happens when anyone accuses our owner of doing anything underhand / immoral / illegal.
don't make yourself second on the hitlist after platini...

 

[bluegirl74]

Sheikh Mansour went to Anfield in his white range rover....gave Steven Gerrard a million pounds and told him to fall over!

just a word of warning. we will soon see what happens when anyone accuses our owner of doing anything underhand / immoral / illegal.
don't make yourself second on the hitlist after platini...

yours,
sheik mansour's legal advisers

 

[Sleeping_Easy]

Sheik mansour went to spain,
in his black range rover.
No matter what uefa do,
we're taking football over

 

[MCC]

Sheik mansour went to spain,
in his black range rover.
No matter what uefa do,
we're taking football over

Liking this.

 

[Bluep*ss]

Sheik mansour went to spain,
in his black range rover.
No matter what uefa do,
we're taking football over

Liking this.

There are some crackers on here.
My weak attempt........Sheik Mansour went to buy a Nissan Yokohama
..........................................his foot slipped on the pedal
..........................................and finished up int' harbour.

I'll get me coat.

 

[Sabbs flying foot]

Has to be this all day for me....

Sheik mansour went to bouake
He drove instead of flying
Forgot to buy a birthday cake
So YAYA started cryin

 

[citymad]

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain
I a big Range Rover
Brought us back a manager
Came in via Dover.

Well it's better than the other two up there ^^^^

for perfect rhyming and pure comedy this has potential to be a great train or coach song.