Sheik Mansour, Went To Spain....

Thought I'd do one to the tune of the Irish Rover......

Now the Sheikh and Khaldoon almost every bluemoon
They would like to go out on the piss
They'd drink Joey Holts in the tap-rooms and vaults
Of Manchester's hostel-eries

They'd drink and they'd drink to Colin the King
And when the night was almost o-over
They set off to Spain with a crate of Champagne
In the back of the Sheikh's Range Rover

Now the chauffeur he knew of a top Spanish brew
That they served down in Malaga neat
There was Javi Garcia off his head on sangria
With the eagle from Sesame Street

The Sheikh bought a round for less than a pound
And he said it's time I told ya
You will come back with me to manage City
So get in my pimped Range Rover

So on the way back they drank wine by the rack
And they guzzled a barrel of ale
They sang to the fan of the invisible man
The eagle felt he couldn't fail

He won the Carling Cup he won the Premier League
And now that the season is o-over
We're all on the piss as they're sure to reminisce
On the lash in the Sheikh's Range Rover!
 
JOGAMIGMOG said:
Thought I'd do one to the tune of the Irish Rover......

Now the Sheikh and Khaldoon almost every bluemoon
They would like to go out on the piss
They'd drink Joey Holts in the tap-rooms and vaults
Of Manchester's hostel-eries

They'd drink and they'd drink to Colin the King
And when the night was almost o-over
They set off to Spain with a crate of Champagne
In the back of the Sheikh's Range Rover

Now the chauffeur he knew of a top Spanish brew
That they served down in Malaga neat
There was Javi Garcia off his head on sangria
With the eagle from Sesame Street

The Sheikh bought a round for less than a pound
And he said it's time I told ya
You will come back with me to manage City
So get in my pimped Range Rover

So on the way back they drank wine by the rack
And they guzzled a barrel of ale
They sang to the fan of the invisible man
The eagle felt he couldn't fail

He won the Carling Cup he won the Premier League
And now that the season is o-over
We're all on the piss as they're sure to reminisce
On the lash in the Sheikh's Range Rover!
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Brilliant
 
Shake monsour drives a big camel
What's on his head, is that a flannel
Must come in handy, when the weather is sandy
But let's not be too mean, he spent a lot of money on the man city team
 
JOGAMIGMOG said:
Thought I'd do one to the tune of the Irish Rover......

Now the Sheikh and Khaldoon almost every bluemoon
They would like to go out on the piss
They'd drink Joey Holts in the tap-rooms and vaults
Of Manchester's hostel-eries

They'd drink and they'd drink to Colin the King
And when the night was almost o-over
They set off to Spain with a crate of Champagne
In the back of the Sheikh's Range Rover

Now the chauffeur he knew of a top Spanish brew
That they served down in Malaga neat
There was Javi Garcia off his head on sangria
With the eagle from Sesame Street

The Sheikh bought a round for less than a pound
And he said it's time I told ya
You will come back with me to manage City
So get in my pimped Range Rover

So on the way back they drank wine by the rack
And they guzzled a barrel of ale
They sang to the fan of the invisible man
The eagle felt he couldn't fail

He won the Carling Cup he won the Premier League
And now that the season is o-over
We're all on the piss as they're sure to reminisce
On the lash in the Sheikh's Range Rover!
Click to expand...

Hahaha!

Absolutely bloody brilliant.

Javi Garcia drinking sangria with the bird from Sesame Street!!?! WTF?!?
 
JOGAMIGMOG said:
Thought I'd do one to the tune of the Irish Rover......

Now the Sheikh and Khaldoon almost every bluemoon
They would like to go out on the piss
They'd drink Joey Holts in the tap-rooms and vaults
Of Manchester's hostel-eries

They'd drink and they'd drink to Colin the King
And when the night was almost o-over
They set off to Spain with a crate of Champagne
In the back of the Sheikh's Range Rover

Now the chauffeur he knew of a top Spanish brew
That they served down in Malaga neat
There was Javi Garcia off his head on sangria
With the eagle from Sesame Street

The Sheikh bought a round for less than a pound
And he said it's time I told ya
You will come back with me to manage City
So get in my pimped Range Rover

So on the way back they drank wine by the rack
And they guzzled a barrel of ale
They sang to the fan of the invisible man
The eagle felt he couldn't fail

He won the Carling Cup he won the Premier League
And now that the season is o-over
We're all on the piss as they're sure to reminisce
On the lash in the Sheikh's Range Rover!
Click to expand...
Outstanding. Simply outstanding.

The bad news is RAWK have put in a bid and we're going to have to let you go.
 
JOGAMIGMOG said:
Thought I'd do one to the tune of the Irish Rover......

Now the Sheikh and Khaldoon almost every bluemoon
They would like to go out on the piss
They'd drink Joey Holts in the tap-rooms and vaults
Of Manchester's hostel-eries

They'd drink and they'd drink to Colin the King
And when the night was almost o-over
They set off to Spain with a crate of Champagne
In the back of the Sheikh's Range Rover

Now the chauffeur he knew of a top Spanish brew
That they served down in Malaga neat
There was Javi Garcia off his head on sangria
With the eagle from Sesame Street

The Sheikh bought a round for less than a pound
And he said it's time I told ya
You will come back with me to manage City
So get in my pimped Range Rover

So on the way back they drank wine by the rack
And they guzzled a barrel of ale
They sang to the fan of the invisible man
The eagle felt he couldn't fail

He won the Carling Cup he won the Premier League
And now that the season is o-over
We're all on the piss as they're sure to reminisce
On the lash in the Sheikh's Range Rover!
Click to expand...

I doff my cap, pure brilliant
 
citijin said:
sheikh mansour was walking in madrid
hola manuel, how are you?
i want you to go to manchester to manage city
manuel responded gracias

madrid is in spain
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now we know who stands behind that BoringMilner twitter account.

when Jimmy leaves, will it switch to BoringMansour?
 
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