Sheik Mansour, Went To Spain....

[GaudinoMotors]

sheikh mansour was walking in madrid
hola manuel, how are you?
i want you to go to manchester to manage city
manuel responded gracias

madrid is in spain

I love it - post modernist haiku

 

[citymacc]

Sheik Mansour was in a restaurant having a paella
the paella was good, yet the restaurant is in chile
he asked the waiter: do you know where i can find pellegrini?
you should go to spain, responded steve

steve is the name of the waiter. i don't know why but they had a waiter named steve in a spanish restaurant in chile.

You have a real talent my friend!

 

[citymacc]

Sheikh Mansour
Read the news
Saw a little story.
Said "What the fuck
is going on
with Yaya bleedin' Toure"

Quality!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Sheikh Mansour
Read the news
Saw a little story.
Said "What the fuck
is going on
with Yaya bleedin' Toure"

Quality!

Thank you.

 

[MSP]

Sheikh Mansoor and Khaldoon
were talking on the playa
what the hell is happening
with their brother Yaya.

 

[Why Always Ste]

Sheikh Mansour drove to City instead of flying over
Chairman Khaldoon calling shotgun in his White Range Rover

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain
In a cavalier
Brought us back this charming man
Known as the engineer

 

[Bluesiam]

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain in his Blue Range Rover
Looking for a Manager as Mancini was no longer

He picked up Navas ...
And the Beast of Vallecas

He disco'd with Isco and a Babe in bikini
But ditched them both for his man Pellegrini


An amazing but TRUE story!

 

[IWasHere]

Wow...just beautiful.

I have a gift.

You are indeed gifted

You've got to tell me one day how you do it

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain in a horse and trap
He met Sir Alex having a crap
And smacked his arse with an officially-merchandised megastore Paddy Crerand strap!

Yer can clap now!