I'd have Franny back as Chairman in a heartbeat. Proper man's man, old Franny, not like the slightly effeminate guy doing the job now. We wouldn't have dead wood like Ade and RSC clogging up the squad with Lee Won Pen in charge, he's have given them a punch on the hooter and told them to fuck off. We wouldn't have all this cheesey music on before the game, either. Franny would be doing a rousing little speech on the PA, maybe even a little sing song, and waving from the press box.
I'd rather have Mike Ashley of course, but only because he wears the club short with real pride. That time he knocked that pint back in one....man, that was impressive.