Sheikh Mansour went ....

[david whites spike]

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Not catchy enough. Sounds a bit like the arse song about spuds.

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Not catchy enough. Sounds a bit like the arse song about spuds.

Haha this iPhone always ruins my big moments :-(

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Sheikh mansour went old Trafford
For a gay prawn sandwich
Put some hp sauce on it
And turned it to a manwich

Winner of the Bernard Manning award.

 

[Rascal]

Sheikh mansour went old Trafford
For a gay prawn sandwich
Put some hp sauce on it
And turned it to a manwich

Winner of the Bernard Manning award.

Skeik mansour went for lunch
with the tache gordon davies
Thank fuck is all I say
we didnt get the rapist

 

[Anonymous]

Sheikh Mansour didn't particularly go anywhere but did say "come on lads, turn it in with that daft song, it's fucking shite."

 

[stonerblue]

Sheik Mansour drove into town
in a renault twingo
Asked us what we did round here
Football, booze and bingo.

 

[cityok]

Sheikh Mansour, what a guy
He's our fuckin hero
He could have signed us that phil jones
Thank fuck he signed Aguero

 

[davymcfc]

Sheik mansour went to bed
In his pink pyjamas
He woke up with a master plan
And city went bananas .!!!!!

I like it

 

[Claytop]

Sheik Mansour went to Malaysia
On a 777
Pray to Allah he comes back
Or we're f***ed to high heaven.

 

[stonerblue]

Sheik Mansour made a time machine
From an old Granada
Went back in time, got confused
Brought back Niki Lauda

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Sheik Mansour went to Malaysia
On a 777
Pray to Allah he comes back
Or we're f***ed to high heaven.

You make light of over 200 people dying and yet you put stars in the word fucked, presumably to avoid causing offence.

I'm not offended btw, just mildly amused at your sense of logic. There's nowt so odd as folk.