Sheikh Mansour went ....

[SheeshKebab]

Sheikh Mansour lives in abu dhabi,
David moyes drives a cabbie

 

[Damocles]

Numbers not divisible by two are odder than folk.

 

[SaddleworthBlueRhino]

I thought this song was shite when I first heard it.

After this lot, I hope I never hear it again.

Lavs, El Presidente approves.

Lavinda past was aghast
at our rubbish prose
at least the Sheik didnt buy us
That clown they call Phill Jones

True wit

 

[Bluethemaway]

Sheikh Mansour went shopping
To buy a lifelong dream
He came back with a football club
That we call Gods own team

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

Shake my feet, Shake my head,
Shake my legs and bum son
Shake my arms and both my hands,
Fuck me I'm Bobby Charlton

 

[Eds]

Sheikh Mansour went to Stretford
In a sky blue Mazda
Bought himself Old Trafford
And turned it into Asda

 

[Claytop]

Sheik Mansour went to Malaysia
On a 777
Pray to Allah he comes back
Or we're f***ed to high heaven.

You make light of over 200 people dying and yet you put stars in the word fucked, presumably to avoid causing offence.

I'm not offended btw, just mildly amused at your sense of logic. There's nowt so odd as folk.

Yours doesn't even rhyme.

 

[pass2silva]

Sheikh Mansour went to Stretford
In a sky blue Mazda
Bought himself Old Trafford
And turned it into Asda

Plagiarism.
You owe me royalties, pal

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Sheik Mansour went to Malaysia
On a 777
Pray to Allah he comes back
Or we're f***ed to high heaven.

You make light of over 200 people dying and yet you put stars in the word fucked, presumably to avoid causing offence.

I'm not offended btw, just mildly amused at your sense of logic. There's nowt so odd as folk.

Yours doesn't even rhyme.

Me and Walt Whitman were cut from the same cloth.

 

[cityok]

Sheikh Mansour went away to York
said blue fans are fantastic,
he thought about buying old scaffold
said no, red fans are plastic.