Sheikh Mansour went ....

[bluevengence]

Sheik Mansour went to Stretford in a fiat punto
beat the rags six one and called wee Davey a cunto

 

[Puppet Master Silva]

Sheikh Mansour went to Sweden in his brand new five door

Brought us back a wonder kid, Zacharias Faour!

 

[Deleted member 58678]

*rolls eyes*

How come whenever there's a new(ish) song, people always try and create new verses/the same song but about someone else? Leave it as it is. Although at least these aren't as bad as that Richards one from a few years ago "he doesn't play for England because Capello is a twat" - good God.

Sheikh Mansour said to Liam 'I agree with you
I'm sick of driving everywhere i've got loads of things to do!'

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Sheikh Mansour went to the dealership
He brought back
A Maybach
Which he kept for his own personal use.
Which is fair enough imo.

 

[SuperYaya]

Some of these are so bad they're giving me a headache.

 

[Damocles]

Sheikh Mansour went to the dealership
He brought back
A Maybach
Which he kept for his own personal use.
Which is fair enough imo.

The best one so far

 

[Markb109]

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain with pockets full of sterling,
Rocked up at Valencia and bought us back our Merlin.

And coz Zabba was already here:

Sheikh Mansour was off to Spain on his Lam ber etta
He said what's the point when we've already got Pablo Zabaletta.

 

[DTKOAG]

Sheikh Mansour went to Stretford in a car that's nippy
He brought back some Holland's Pies
From Lou Macari's Chippy.

I'm honestly surprised that you have lowered your standards to contribute to this thread GDM.
Surprised.

 

[quiet_riot]

Sheikh Mansour lent a quid to Mickey Thomas
Rag bastard gave him back a thousand dodgy dollars

 

[wolfie1988]

Sheikh Mansour saw this thread and thought it was shit,
He was right