She's got a very high forehead

[slicky202]

I'm not a minger lol. Most ladies I've met on there wanted to see me again for whatever reason, but there are some shock horrors on dating sites, trust me. Many take old pictures that were professionally done years ago. I've met a few who have turned up looking like the mother of their pics, often 3 dress sizes larger.

Your not fussy mate, don't meet anyone off the back of tinder pics back it up with Facebook first

 

[BlueHammer85]

Haha. Freinds did have some quality moments

 

[Essembe]

I once had a boss who we called banana fingers who would come up behind you and start massaging your shoulders.
His fingers literally were bananas.

I think you should try to rearrange the date. She is probably very smart, and I for one, am very attracted to ladies with a large frontal cortex

 

[york away to this!]

Well, what an abject let down. Cone of chips my arse...

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I once had a boss who we called banana fingers who would come up behind you and start massaging your shoulders.
His fingers literally were bananas.

I think you should try to rearrange the date. She is probably very smart, and I for one, am very attracted to ladies with a large frontal cortex

Literally in the Jamie Redknapp sense of the word that is.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Well, what an abject let down. Cone of chips my arse...

bluemoon risin talks the talk but doesnt walk the walk, i look forward to his next thread stating 'she's got a really long neck' or some such bollocks.

 

[york away to this!]

bluemoon risin talks the talk but doesnt walk the walk, i look forward to his next thread stating 'she's got a really long neck' and some bollocks.

I'm looking forward to that one...

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I'm looking forward to that one...

The lad that played Spiderman in the 2 the amazing spiderman films has a long neck and some bollocks, I think Bluemoon risin would love a date with him.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

bluemoon risin talks the talk but doesnt walk the walk, i look forward to his next thread stating 'she's got a really long neck' or some such bollocks.

It's probably my fault that I allow myself to get duped by women on internet dating sites. There are lot's of decent looking rational ladies on there, but I have met quite a few horrors I can tell you, and I seem to attract them lol. And I'm not just talking big feet or foreheads, some real random fruit loops on them. Big foot was decent but we fell out on holiday, and I thought it amusing to write about her big plates of meat : )

 

[Tuearts right boot]

It's probably my fault that I allow myself to get duped by women on internet dating sites. There are lot's of decent looking rational ladies on there, but I have met quite a few horrors I can tell you, and I seem to attract them lol. And I'm not just talking big feet or foreheads, some real random fruit loops on them. Big foot was decent but we fell out on holiday, and I thought it amusing to write about her big plates of meat : )

For the sake of Bluemoon.....never give up trying.