It's probably my fault that I allow myself to get duped by women on internet dating sites. There are lot's of decent looking rational ladies on there, but I have met quite a few horrors I can tell you, and I seem to attract them lol. And I'm not just talking big feet or foreheads, some real random fruit loops on them. Big foot was decent but we fell out on holiday, and I thought it amusing to write about her big plates of meat : )
