Short Break In Paris.

[pride in battle]

I only said you need a shag.

I think his other half cheated on him as he sounds a bit bitter

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I see the romance of Paris has transferred over to this thread.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I hope he isn’t there now.
5 inches of snow overnight and a further 5 today!

 

[bluemoon32]

Wonderful wonderful City, my Sister lived their for 6 years and i used to visit every other month.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Hotel les Jardins du Luxembourg, left bank 5th arrondisement. Hausemann style building in a quiet street. 24 cozy (small) rooms, decent cafes nearby and RER train stop one minute away. Ten minute walk to the Seine passing the Marks & Spencer along the way.

 

[The blue phantom]

I think his other half cheated on him as he sounds a bit bitter

Without a doubt.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Without a doubt.

He's either doing a shit attempt at wummery, or he's a bitter and twisted individual. If he's not wumming, sounds like someone who got an STD off someone he paid to have sex with.

 

[BimboBob]

No class more like...

Here's a tip, instead of pandering to a stereotype where being ignored by a waiter because your accent is wrong and being overcharged for some lifeless cuisine is the norm, why not take the missus somewhere different. Try Reykjavik. Decent food. Decent hotels. Lovely people. She'll love you for ever.

 

[pride in battle]

Here's a tip, instead of pandering to a stereotype where being ignored by a waiter because your accent is wrong and being overcharged for some lifeless cuisine is the norm, why not take the missus somewhere different. Try Reykjavik. Decent food. Decent hotels. Lovely people. She'll love you for ever.

Been all over the world mate, I loved Paris you didn't, get over it...

 

[Barcon]

I've been to Paris twice. I ended up going back the second time with the wife as she had never been before.
I'm glad I did, otherwise I may never have got to see a woman having a shit in the middle of the street.
(Not the wife).