Should I confess

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Depends how fit the neighbour and wife are

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Casually drop into. a conversation while she is watching her favourite telly
" Oh you like ........ next door? funny story, I fucked her 20 years ago,was like shagging a corpse, ended up banging her mate behind her back she was so bad. she ain't aged w ell either, well at least it means you don't need to worry about me dropping round for a quickie even if she is an ex.

That should work ;-)

Or what is commonly known as ' Getting the equaliser in first '

 

[city2]

Your life as you know it is over, you can’t win either way you better get used to making your own meals.

 

[Vienna_70]

I know, you know what us women are like. We’d go nuts.

He could try to palm her off with a made-up story.

 

[Vienna_70]

My god, what a kick in the head that is. Move to a lovely area, nice new house and then bam! You find out your ex is a neighbour.

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[JOGAMIGMOG]

Is there a raisin for needing our advice? You’d be a right prune if you acted on some of the comments here.

 

[Centurions]

Any chance you could get back together with the ex? At least then it'll make it easier moving your stuff out. So there's that to be grapeful for.

 

[wayne71]

I think torching your house and moving elsewhere would be the easiest option.

 

[Magicpole]

Start an affair with current wife's best mate.

That'll balance everything out...

That's also a great option. Best done drunk. Always a great idea. Never fails to come up smelling of roses. Fail proof.

 

[Magicpole]

Depends how fit the neighbour and wife are

That's 101 basics. You dont risk it for someone who resembles one of us with lipstick on.

Let that image linger. Horrifying isnt it?

I wish I never thought of that now.

 

[BrianW]

'I've got something you need to hear. You know that woman next door? I've just realised, it's someone I used to go out with, back in the day. She's aged badly. Makes me glad I met you instead. She was a horrid bitch anyway.'

A clean breast is the only way—a reasonable approximation of absolute honesty. Because women are women, she will find out! And if you haven't told her, you'll be in deep shit, as she'll imagine you're playing away, and that's why you kept quiet.

 

[flook]

we need an update from the OP....assuming he's still able to

 

[Bill Walker]

'A clean breast is the only way—a reasonable approximation of absolute honesty. Because women are women, she will find out! And if you haven't told her, you'll be in deep shit, as she'll imagine you're playing away, and that's why you kept quiet.

All Well and good but the op has to realize that his wife will definitely 100% want to move again, she will want him tempted by his ex or lusting after what he missed out on....this could get quite expensive ..
Agent fees, solicitor fees, stamp duty, removal costs etc.

 

[KS55]

All Well and good but the op has to realize that his wife will definitely 100% want to move again, she will want him tempted by his ex or lusting after what he missed out on....this could get quite expensive ..
Agent fees, solicitor fees, stamp duty, removal costs etc.

Divorce would be cheaper.

 

[N1985]

Divorce would be cheaper.

Putting her under the patio would be even less.

 

[city5189]

we need an update from the OP....assuming he's still able to

So basically an old mate who introduced me to ex got in touch over the weekend,not spoken to him for probably 10 years.
I knew straight away he's been asked to find out if it's me who moved next door.
So after chit chat about life and stuff he hit me with it.
"Where you living now"
At this point I straight up told him I knew what he's up to and to stop being a busy ****.
Reminding him I will hold him responsible if ex starts blabbing to wife,( I don't think she will anyway, she's a quiet girl)
He tried to deny it saying he met up with neutral mates and they was asking about me,
To much of a coincidence for me.

 

[paulchapo]

We need that Thor bloke on this thread, can't quite remember his name but his relationship problems were epic.

 

[flook]

So basically an old mate who introduced me to ex got in touch over the weekend,not spoken to him for probably 10 years.
I knew straight away he's been asked to find out if it's me who moved next door.
So after chit chat about life and stuff he hit me with it.
"Where you living now"
At this point I straight up told him I knew what he's up to and to stop being a busy ****.
Reminding him I will hold him responsible if ex starts blabbing to wife,( I don't think she will anyway, she's a quiet girl)
He tried to deny it saying he met up with neutral mates and they was asking about me,
To much of a coincidence for me.

Ah still not fessed up then, I'll need more popcorn.

Definitely too much of a coincidence :)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

So basically an old mate who introduced me to ex got in touch over the weekend,not spoken to him for probably 10 years.
I knew straight away he's been asked to find out if it's me who moved next door.
So after chit chat about life and stuff he hit me with it.
"Where you living now"
At this point I straight up told him I knew what he's up to and to stop being a busy ****.
Reminding him I will hold him responsible if ex starts blabbing to wife,( I don't think she will anyway, she's a quiet girl)
He tried to deny it saying he met up with neutral mates and they was asking about me,
To much of a coincidence for me.

So that's at least another person who knows....you need to cough quick.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The only question that remains is who gets the bunny…….