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i once had a few too many and went clubbing.
everyone else was e'd up.
they all turned into fishes and i had to leave.

your brain is fully aware that they haven't actually turned into fish.
it's not that you believe these things are really happening,
but it's mentally testing talking to a friend who resembles a cod.

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Lyme Park was great for them back in the very early 80`s . We`d pick bags of them !
 
if you are gentle with them they will be gentle with you.
they sort your head out and things seem to make more sense.
the next morning you feel at one with the world & at peace with yourself.

usually, as they kick in, the first thing you do is start to laugh a lot,
because things that shouldn't move start to move. it's hilarious.
the depth of your vision expands way beyond what you could imagine.
everything interesting becomes more interesting to look at.

they are a gift from nature (unlike, say, laboratory-made acid)
but...
like most things, if you overdo them then you are taking a chance of having a few crazy hours.

i once had a few too many and went clubbing.
everyone else was e'd up.
they all turned into fishes and i had to leave.

your brain is fully aware that they haven't actually turned into fish.
it's not that you believe these things are really happening,
but it's mentally testing talking to a friend who resembles a cod.
I read that like a poem.
 
On the Indonesian Gili islands near Bali they were available in all the beach restaurants with omlettes - cried with laughter watching the WC final in 98 after my second omlette
Was going to say, the one time I’ve done mushrooms was there in Indonesia. No cops on that island so it’s like another world.
 
if you are gentle with them they will be gentle with you.
they sort your head out and things seem to make more sense.
the next morning you feel at one with the world & at peace with yourself.

usually, as they kick in, the first thing you do is start to laugh a lot,
because things that shouldn't move start to move. it's hilarious.
the depth of your vision expands way beyond what you could imagine.
everything interesting becomes more interesting to look at.

they are a gift from nature (unlike, say, laboratory-made acid)
but...
like most things, if you overdo them then you are taking a chance of having a few crazy hours.

i once had a few too many and went clubbing.
everyone else was e'd up.
they all turned into fishes and i had to leave.

your brain is fully aware that they haven't actually turned into fish.
it's not that you believe these things are really happening,
but it's mentally testing talking to a friend who resembles a cod.
Sounds intriguing.
 
Theres a very fine line between it being ok and not being ok. The dosing scale has tiers - and it works roughly like, let's say.....40g wet/freshly picked is the equivalent of 4g dried out, they lose size dramatically. 1g is the nice microdose, 2g it might get a bit wavey, 3g you're going to feel it and anything beyond is a bit of a lottery depending on mood/predisposition. 5g or above is the scary zone and known as the "heroic dose".

That man I knew remained in a controlled environment of home and so whilst it was highly confusing, there was never any real danger. The walls were breathing, butterflies on a painting were moving and flying, cows in the field up the hill were melting and multiplying. He also saw the Microsoft Windows logo in a brilliant 3D everytime he closed his eyes, and the neighbours house became a picturesque cartoon cottage as he stood barefoot on the back lawn.
2g and i met god
 
2g and i met god

I can believe it. Seen a few videos and read a few reports of people who claim to have tripped even from 1g. The stuff that grows in the wild is an unknown to me, my one experience was a lockdown boredom project and I'd say they probably had much less potency than the real deal picked from a field. Still, I've had the experience and won so that curiosity has been itched with no real desire to go back.
 
"Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window.
Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behaviour and information processing.
They open you up to the possibility that everything you know is wrong."


Terence McKenna
 
and lest it be forgotten...

magic mushrooms are non-addictive.
 
I read that like a poem.
Magically they appeared
Rooted in the ground
So I volunteered
To learn something profound

Ingested then digested
Now we’re going down
Time to be mended
This is world renowned

Next time you grow
Know where to go
So that you can always flow
With the very best of pros

Visions from the gods
And blanketed by warm feelings
I like those odds
And all of their teachings
 
did you know that chestnut mushrooms are more full of nutrients than any other shopbought mushroom?
the thing is, though,
if you cook them in any way at all they lose all their healthy goodness.
best to just slice them up and eat them raw on your dish.
they will help you will live longer.
eat plenty of them and maybe you'll live long enough to see manchester city become the best team in the land and all the world.
we can only hope.


i know a man who ate half of a fly agaric.
he said he met god and it was himself.
stupid behaviour.


i'm talking about the liberty cap.
psilocybe semilanceata.
I knew someone who did that (the Fly Agaric). He was a reasonably close friend when I lived down in Devon. He was always a bit odd to start with, but that messed with his head completely and was never the same again.
 
they are so very good for one's mental health.

it's odd that something that has grown wild for thousands upon thousands of years,
just up above us here in the pennines,
is considered against the law as things currently stand.

an illegal mushroom that grows in the wild?
it's a funny old world.
Care to disagree, it’s all about your state of mind before leaving on the flight. After a friend having had bad experiences with both Psilocybin and Amanita muscaria I would suggest extreme caution.
 
Is it illegal to pick and eat them or to grow, process and sell them?
Definitely illegal to sell, not sure what they can do if you pick them in Forest or other public land. You can buy kits and grow them at home, I know quite a few people that do that. Often we would grind them down and put in the little capsules, easy to get on a plane with
 
Definitely illegal to sell, not sure what they can do if you pick them in Forest or other public land. You can buy kits and grow them at home, I know quite a few people that do that. Often we would grind them down and put in the little capsules, easy to get on a plane with
I know it's illegal here to grow, process, sell and possess them. I just wondered about eating them in a field. I started brewing them in tea after one very dodgy night of shitting and puking.
Mind you, the barrel moonshine might have been a factor.
 
Is it illegal to pick and eat them?
don't see how it could be.

if you go for a walk in a countryside field and eat something you pick then there's no criminal wrong, so long as you have done no damage.

we once had a farmer come over to us
ranting about us being scruffy cunts traipsing over his field
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naturally we told him we had been courteous enough to shut the gate upon entering his field and would do the same when we departed.

he then said he had called the police and that we were trespassing.
naturally we told him of the fact that there's no such thing as trespass in u.k. criminal law.

he then threatened to drag us off his land.
naturally we told him that in the years 1750-1845 the corrupt parliament of the time passed thousands of bills generously gifting what had always been common land to people like his ancestors for seriously large backhanders and that we didn't feel it was actually his land because all property is theft, or something along those lines.
and naturally we added that if he attempted to harm us in any way he would be the one breaking criminal law.

he fucked off to do whatever it is that farmers do all day,
no police came & we carried on with the dish of the day.
 

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