Silly things friends have said about City to you

[SPIDERBOY]

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The silly twats love banners that come back to bite them on their arses don’t they?

The owners of them banners will be hoping,that one day,the Great,Great,Grandkids can get them back out of the loft.

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

got no fans

 

[Bill the Blue]

You'll be fucked when the oil runs out..

The sheikh buys up all your seats..

Oh and some pissed up jock once said "you'll never be favourites when you play the rags"

Oh again, a well known ticket tout guaranteed the the rags would definitely finish above us in the league..

He said this nearly a decade ago and we're all still waiting..

 

[Gingers Dad]

utd aren't a sacking club

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

He wasn't a friend, in fact he was a Geordie at uni with a really weird shaped head. Imagine seeing a yacht face on? That's Geordie Steve.

He asked me how I felt about funding terrorism and I'd now like to ask him the same, and then use his yacht head to sail down the Tyne whilst baring my very kissable arse.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

People on Bluemoon who’ve said Yaya had one good season
People on Bluemoon who’ve said Yaya isn’t a club legend
People on Bluemoon who’ve said Yaya is a ****
People on Bluemoon who play down Yaya’s achievements for City because they’re more bothered about him moaning about a cake and moaning that Pep didn’t like having African players in the squad than they are the incredible moments he brought to us that are pretty much above every moment apart from half a dozen other goals in the club’s history

Only happens on Bluemoon for some bizarre reason though. Never met any City fan in real life who has this stupid pissarse attitude about Yaya.

Great post.

 

[bitterblue78]

Were coventry with money

 

[Cellarite]

At least not until he signs for the Rags.

City can't defend. Sterling can't finish.

Erm…

 

[Mr Partridge]

Not about City but a rag mate of mine said recently he didn't want Conte as he wouldn't "embrace the United way"

Like Ole you mean? The fuckers haven't got a clue what they want.

 

[Bluesince1979]

You'll be fucked when the oil runs out..

The sheikh buys up all your seats..

Oh and some pissed up jock once said "you'll never be favourites when you play the rags"

Oh again, a well known ticket tout guaranteed the the rags would definitely finish above us in the league..

He said this nearly a decade ago and we're all still waiting..

Funny you say about a pisses up jock.
I Was in a motorway service station once , motorway was jammed but saw a car screw it up the hard shoulder. Some purple nosed **** jumped out of his car clenching his arse cheeks , running to the bog , waffling on as he passed about “not in his life time” or something.
Hard shoulder shitting ****