Silly things friends have said about City to you

[Bill the Blue]

Funny you say about a pisses up jock.
I Was in a motorway service station once , motorway was jammed but saw a car screw it up the hard shoulder. Some purple nosed **** jumped out of his car clenching his arse cheeks , running to the bog , waffling on as he passed about “not in his life time” or something.
Hard shoulder shitting ****

Oh come on... that never happened, let's keep the thread realistic ffs..!


Ha!

 

[BlueRockape]

A Norwegian who wanted to swap shirts with me after the 6-1

He was taken back when I told him I wouldn't wipe my arse on that red shite

 

[asahartford1]

He is a bit of a **** tbf.

Saved me a job.

 

[ftg89]

Bloke at work said 'no city player would get in the united side'

 

[Grassland Blue]

Bloke at work said 'no city player would get in the united side'

Oh I don't know.
Mendy might...

 

[MarsLlama]

When we lost to PSG someone I've seen a few times at the pub said we're shite because we "couldn't even beat PSG".

That struck me as a bit odd because they've got Messi and Mbappé. Pressed him and it turned out he thought we'd lost to the Dutch club PSV. One of those moments where someone exposes themselves as really having no clue about football.

 

[Keeper!]

Gundo and Rodri are sh1t and Jack Grealish is a worldie.

 

[Protein Junkie]

in 2008 a Rag told me it would all in tears. To be fair he didn’t say for who. Prophetic ?

 

[Chappie]

Bloke at work said 'no city player would get in the united side'

No City player would want to get in the United side

 

[bernard o'silver]

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The silly twats love banners that come back to bite them on their arses don’t they?

Not even spelt separated correctly , just like the "Man united the Religon" banner at the cup final in the seventies