Simon Stone and Dan Roan

[laserblue]

He's so ugly that when he was born the Doctor slapped his Mum's arse instead of his......................................The oldest.

Or...He was such an ugly baby the doctor slapped the midwife.

Ka Boom Tish.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Or...He was such an ugly baby the doctor slapped the midwife.

Ka Boom Tish.

Or how about ... He's so ugly his mum had morning sickness AFTER he was born ...

 

[mac]

Simon Stone is so ugly his mum wanted to keep the placenta instead.

 

[davek1808]

Simon Stone is so ugly his mum wanted to keep the placenta instead.

Looking at the fucker I think she did.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

If he fell over with a nose like that he’d strike oil.

With a nose like that, I'm not sure he could fall forward to be fair?

 

[BringBackSwales]

Vile bitter red turds. That’s all

 

[Gordyola]

Stones is an open rag just look at his twitter pictures Hate the tw*t

 

[razman]

they don't even hide it anymore

 

[bavarian blue]

Long may they remain bitter and vile.

 

[mccity]

Hey they're good at it tbf. They've figured out the way to turn Pep and the fans on one another, which puts them ahead of the other journos.