Simon Stone and Dan Roan

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

What an unfortunate looking man. He was that ugly when he was a baby, his mam had to feed him with a catapult.

 

[xgorton]

What an unfortunate looking man. He was that ugly when he was a baby, his mam had to feed him with a catapult.

Should have took his facking head off.

 

[deano ou812]

What an unfortunate looking man. He was that ugly when he was a baby, his mam had to feed him with a catapult.

Hehe,he was that ugly as a child his mum used to tie pork chops around his neck to get the dog to play with him ...

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Hehe,he was that ugly as a child his mum used to tie pork chops around his neck to get the dog to play with him ...

e e e the old ones are the best! :)

 

[Shaggy]

Hehe,he was that ugly as a child his mum used to tie pork chops around his neck to get the dog to play with him ...

His ugliness was the reason he was fed whilst sat in a high chair in the back garden, his mum fed him using a catapult from the kitchen window.

 

[DTeacher]

His ugliness was the reason he was fed whilst sat in a high chair in the back garden, his mum fed him using a catapult from the kitchen window.

Look FOUR POSTS back...;)

 

[BongoBlue]

He's so ugly that when his girlfriend brought him to her house to meet her parents for the first time, her dad asked her what she used for bait.
Then they put newspapers on the floor...

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

He's so ugly, when his mum dropped him off at school she got fined for littering.

 

[ccr]

He's so ugly that when he was born the Doctor slapped his Mum's arse instead of his......................................The oldest.

 

[Machiavelli]

If he fell over with a nose like that he’d strike oil.

 

[laserblue]

He's so ugly that when he was born the Doctor slapped his Mum's arse instead of his......................................The oldest.

Or...He was such an ugly baby the doctor slapped the midwife.

Ka Boom Tish.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Or...He was such an ugly baby the doctor slapped the midwife.

Ka Boom Tish.

Or how about ... He's so ugly his mum had morning sickness AFTER he was born ...

 

[mac]

Simon Stone is so ugly his mum wanted to keep the placenta instead.

 

[davek1808]

Simon Stone is so ugly his mum wanted to keep the placenta instead.

Looking at the fucker I think she did.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

If he fell over with a nose like that he’d strike oil.

With a nose like that, I'm not sure he could fall forward to be fair?

 

[BringBackSwales]

Vile bitter red turds. That’s all

 

[Gordyola]

Stones is an open rag just look at his twitter pictures Hate the tw*t

 

[razman]

they don't even hide it anymore

 

[bavarian blue]

Long may they remain bitter and vile.

 

[mccity]

Hey they're good at it tbf. They've figured out the way to turn Pep and the fans on one another, which puts them ahead of the other journos.