Sky Sports tip off "Argentina 78" Derby day plans????

[kenzie115]

This thread has had me in absolute stitches.

I run a cleaning company and we use loads of blue roll for our jobs. I'm gonna bring a dozen of them and turf them off the 3rd tier 309 so I'll be passing them around.

I cant wait for Saturday.

Not the big fat blue rolls used to dry hands! I'm on the bottom tier and I'm fairly sure that if it was to land on my head it would kill me.

reading this place by any chance?

Yeap that crossed my mind...bloody bright these SKY SPORTS boffins you know..I did think if we launch plenty will all the dudes watching in 3D in the pubs think they are under attack from team Andrex??

does anyone know the secret to chucking a bog roll so that it unravels during flight. the last one a lobbed stayed tight in a ball and hit some guy on the back of the head on the front row. he was not happy.

Oh I don't know, start the roll first? Not just lob it at someone xD I'm sorry but that's hilarious.

Brilliant.

 

[Ricster]

Oh I don't know, start the roll first? Not just lob it at someone xD I'm sorry but that's hilarious.

it was aimed at the pitch but veered off shortyl into flight. like a badly aimed laser guided rocket it unfortunately homed straight into this guys big bald head. i used an andrex comfort bog roll last time and im thinking this extra softness may have had an adverse effect on direciton and unravellability. im now thinking this was the wrong sort of bog roll? can any successful throwers recommend a different brand?

Just unravel it first, it'll work then

 

[bluevengence]

does anyone know the secret to chucking a bog roll so that it unravels during flight. the last one a lobbed stayed tight in a ball and hit some guy on the back of the head on the front row. he was not happy.

First unpick the first sheet and throw away the stuck-together bit

Hold the roll in the upturned palm of your hand with the end sheet uppermost, trailing over your fingers. You're going to throw underarm.

Drop your hand to your side, then swing forwards briskly. As you approach the point at which the roll will leave your hand, jerk your hand back, perpendicular to the overall direction of the throw. This should put a fair bit of spin on it. The roll will then unroll nicely on the way down.

Remember to throw up, as well as out. An angle of about 45 degrees should give you the maximum range.

 

[warpig]

does anyone know the secret to chucking a bog roll so that it unravels during flight. the last one a lobbed stayed tight in a ball and hit some guy on the back of the head on the front row. he was not happy.

First unpick the first sheet and throw away the stuck-together bit

Hold the roll in the upturned palm of your hand with the end sheet uppermost, trailing over your fingers. You're going to throw underarm.

Drop your hand to your side, then swing forwards briskly. As you approach the point at which the roll will leave your hand, jerk your hand back, perpendicular to the overall direction of the throw. This should put a fair bit of spin on it. The roll will then unroll nicely on the way down.

Remember to throw up, as well as out. An angle of about 45 degrees should give you the maximum range.

you do know it is bog roll i intend to launch. not a mortar shell and a burst of heavy artillery.

 

[bluevengence]

First unpick the first sheet and throw away the stuck-together bit

Hold the roll in the upturned palm of your hand with the end sheet uppermost, trailing over your fingers. You're going to throw underarm.

Drop your hand to your side, then swing forwards briskly. As you approach the point at which the roll will leave your hand, jerk your hand back, perpendicular to the overall direction of the throw. This should put a fair bit of spin on it. The roll will then unroll nicely on the way down.

Remember to throw up, as well as out. An angle of about 45 degrees should give you the maximum range.

you do know it is bog roll i intend to launch. not a mortar shell and a burst of heavy artillery.

If only we could

 

[ffs]

We have always led the way in this country when it comes to trying to create something special,we will pull this off, it will be IMMENSE.

 

[rickmcfc]

im going to take bags of party poppers in with me, i also have 6 air bombs which you can light and set them off in your hand, althought i think i would be arrested before if finished, bad idea!!!

 

[BLUEMOONBAZ]

I run a cleaning company and we use loads of blue roll for our jobs. I'm gonna bring a dozen of them and turf them off the 3rd tier 309 so I'll be passing them around.

I cant wait for Saturday.

Not the big fat blue rolls used to dry hands! I'm on the bottom tier and I'm fairly sure that if it was to land on my head it would kill me.

ffs danny some people are never happy
you need to deflect it back up to get maximum effect
lol

 

[firthy81]

I run a cleaning company and we use loads of blue roll for our jobs. I'm gonna bring a dozen of them and turf them off the 3rd tier 309 so I'll be passing them around.

I cant wait for Saturday.

Not the big fat blue rolls used to dry hands! I'm on the bottom tier and I'm fairly sure that if it was to land on my head it would kill me.

It funny coz its true!! Those big blue rolls would kill an elephant from that hight.

 

[TueartsCossackSpray]

I've managed to find 3 old rolls of Zan Izal medicated toilet paper down the back of my airing cupboard. i remember buying family pack when Kwik save was going under. I never thought I'd find a use for it until now as it never got the muck of mi aris, it just spread it all over my buttocks. in fairness though , the finger never went through and I think it will be unbeatable when being lobbed from the third.
happy days!