"Smash it" ?

[Impeccable One]

Perhaps I've been away from the UK for too long, but I can't ever remember one of my mates using this phrase to indicate that "he'd like to have sex" with a woman.

Now;
- "Do 'er"
- "Give 'er one"
- "Bang 'er"
- "Ride her hard and put her away wet" (One from the USA)

are all phrases I can remember having used/heard.

Has anyone here, used or heard the "Keys/Redknapp" phrase before ? and what is your personal favorite ?

 

[GrumpyBlue86]

Gave her the pleasure of my length.

 

[citymad]

What about "i'd love to give her a bonk " ?

 

[PaleBlue]

Slipped her a link

 

[citymad]

I'll give this thread 5 mins. LOL

 

[Deleted member 14625]

Did you smash her back doors in?
Did you nail it?
Did you get the ride?
Did you destroy it?

 

[Impeccable One]

What about "i'd love to give her a bonk " ?

A classic from yesteryear :D

 

[sickboyblue]

Tear her a new one..

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

a new one ive heard very very few times, never on here.

"smash her back doors in"

:)

 

[tueartsboots]

If you're Jewish you could "lend her one"