"Smash it" ?

[tueartsboots]

show her the best 30 seconds of her life

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Smash the granny out of it.

Froggy Style (starts off doggy style, but she ends up on her front in a "frog" position.

 

[BlueinCumbria]

Tool her

Tame her growler

did you get your nose wet

 

[BlueSniffer]

Rip her back out
Mowed
Turfed

 

[unsworthblue]

this kind of talk makes me cringe when i hear it,its normally little boys trying to be all 'macho'.'smashed it'? Hey Richard Keys i smashed yer mam! Just sounds bad! Next step up from this will be 'ah yeah mate i proper raped the dirty filthy little slag' its just wrong talking about women in this way.

 

[MadchesterCity]

this kind of talk makes me cringe when i hear it,its normally little boys trying to be all 'macho'.'smashed it'? Hey Richard Keys i smashed yer mam! Just sounds bad! Next step up from this will be 'ah yeah mate i proper raped the dirty filthy little slag' its just wrong talking about women in this way.

agreed

 

[Chev Chelios]

In the the words of the great chubbs "DID YOU SCUTTLE HER"

 

[Wheelsy]

"Smash it" ?

Rub another hole in her.

 

[ono]

Destroy her
There basically all ridiculous things to actually ever say but Keys looked more of a twat because he's about 50 years old.

I think that makes it funnier.

 

[clarkie_ni]

dip your wick