Sneaking kids in

[mexico1970]

Leave yer mum at home with the kids & take a mate, get smashed & watch us win the PL, if she says no, threaten her with a care home ;)

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Can’t think where this question would go so please move if necessary.

Son in law can’t go tomorrow, 18-21 ticket. I’ve now got it on my phone can my Missus (very much not 18-21!) use it or will it need upgrading? No indications on the pass it’s 18-21.

There’s a few blags you can use such as “oh no they’ve transferred me the wrong ticket” wait till there’s a queue formed, they don’t like holding things up
*delete message after reading*

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Let me know how it goes. My son keeps asking to come with me but I can't ever get 2 seats together these days

You can 100% take U5’s in as babes in arms. Long story short, we adopted our grandson last year (he was 2 1/2 at the time) never really envisaged taking any of the grandkids till they where 5+ anyway his first game was the 6-3 derby and we where in SS1, he swaggered off the bus, high fived the stewards, demanded to be security checked, and cost me £20 in snacks! by the end of the game he could sing City City City, Haaland Haaland Haaland & a bit of waffle he’d made up (he’s not very linguistic) he’d also picked up his own two fingered salute with his thumb & index finger, that he was flickkng at the raggies (cheers South Standers :) he was hooked. Take him to the fanzone beforehand, we do it to take a bit of steam out of him

 

[Bluesince1979]

My son is 7 and ill still carry him in. Pick him up, make him look small , legs wrapped round and head tucked in, and its been fine for me

 

[city saint]

hang about we play at the emptyhad but loads are now having 2 per seat.can we tell rags and dippers our actual attendance is 110000

 

[blue44]

You can 100% take U5’s in as babes in arms. Long story short, we adopted our grandson last year (he was 2 1/2 at the time) never really envisaged taking any of the grandkids till they where 5+ anyway his first game was the 6-3 derby and we where in SS1, he swaggered off the bus, high fived the stewards, demanded to be security checked, and cost me £20 in snacks! by the end of the game he could sing City City City, Haaland Haaland Haaland & a bit of waffle he’d made up (he’s not very linguistic) he’d also picked up his own two fingered salute with his thumb & index finger, that he was flickkng at the raggies (cheers South Standers :) he was hooked. Take him to the fanzone beforehand, we do it to take a bit of steam out of him

thats a great story
bring the nipper up proper
thats similar to how i got my lad hooked.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Quick question, I've got my kids for the Chelsea game, they are 4 and 6. I know the younger can go in with me on my knee, but would normally buy a ticket for the elder.

But there are none available.

Reckon I could sneak her in kn my knee? Is it 4 or 5 the cut off?

Sorry if asked elsewhere my search skills aren't the best

Are you scouse?

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

My son is 7 and ill still carry him in. Pick him up, make him look small , legs wrapped round and head tucked in, and its been fine for me

Haha…..we use to take 2 small prams on holiday , they where six & seven, one they could have a kip at night while we had a few, and two we could wheel them into the water parks dirt cheap/free….mods close thread before we get rumbled

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

I used to get my daughter in for gratis until she was 8. Then I bit the bullet and bought her a season ticket. Never once had a problem. My dad used to do it with me back in the day at Maine Road. One day I snapped at him just as we were in the Kippax queue, "I'm not going in dad,it's getting silly now", to which he replied "Stop being a big girls bra and get in the queue". Then I just snapped.."I'm TWENTY fucking EIGHT dad!". Great days!

 

[Eccles Blue]

Whenever I used to go on holiday, usually to my son in Canada, they all would say, 'Don't worry Mum, we'll sell the house when you are gone and arrange a place in the old people's home!!! :-)