So I met David Beckham yesterday...

Damocles said:
Dribble said:
I can't fucking stand the the whining publicity consuming twat!

Kaka: I have an offer on the table from Manchester City which will make me the highest paid player in the world in a team which will be packed with world-class players within the next 2 seasons.

Beckham: Don't go, there's only one team in Manchester and it's United! City are a shite, small minded little club with no history, so please don't go!

Kaka: Okey dokey, I'll stay here then and wait until a better offer comes along!

Beckham: Max it's Becks. Just told Kaka not to go to City, can you make sure it's leaked to the UK press so the Sir Alex forgives me for being such a publicity seeking twat in my final days?

Clifford: Awwight Becks, leave it to me my son. Loverly Jubberly!

Once a Rag, always a Rag!!! Some of you seem to have very short memories!!!

I hate the fucking lot of them, past and present especially Beckham........

Big Tevez fan are you then?

Yes I'm a massive fan of Tevez because he now plays for Manchester City! But I bet because you've met 'David' a few times you reckon he's your mate! Strewth!!

Along with reality TV, Beckham & his stick insect Missus superbly illustrate the dumbing down of our once intelligent nation.

When will people like you realise that plastic Beckham is a massive triumph for the PR men who created his public persona. He has been well schooled by his PR team and made millions by following their advice to the letter, even if it means standing around for 2 hours signing his autograph whether he wants to or not. If it meant an increase in the money I earned every year I'd do the fucking same, it doesn't mean I'm doing it from the heart!!

For instance: Everytime Beckham or anyone who's playing on the same team as him score, haven't you noticed how he ALWAYS runs to a camera so that HIS persona is always associated with his teams success whether he had anything to do with the goal or not?

Classic PR for BRAND BECKHAM!!!


You need to wake up and sniff the coffee mate!
 
Dribble said:
Damocles said:
Big Tevez fan are you then?

Yes I'm a massive fan of Tevez because he now plays for Manchester City! But I bet because you've met 'David' a few times you reckon he's your mate! Strewth!!

But he was once a rag, so due to your previous post, he is still a rag.

Also, I don't think David Beckham is my mate, I just has an impression of him after meeting him for a brief few seconds on a few occasions.

Along with reality TV, Beckham & his stick insect Missus superbly illustrate the dumbing down of our once intelligent nation.

When will people like you realise that plastic Beckham is a massive triumph for the PR men who created his public persona. He has been well schooled by his PR team and made millions by following their advice to the letter, even if it means standing around for 2 hours signing his autograph whether he wants to or not. If it meant an increase in the money I earned every year I'd do the fucking same, it doesn't mean I'm doing it from the heart!!

So, when he signs autographs and does something nice, you say it's a PR stunt, but when he does something bad, it's evidence of him being a twat? Doesn't this seem a little stupid to you?

For instance: Everytime Beckham or anyone who's playing on the same team as him score, haven't you noticed how he ALWAYS runs to a camera so that HIS persona is always associated with his teams success whether he had anything to do with the goal or not?

Classic PR for BRAND BECKHAM!!!


You need to wake up and sniff the coffee mate!

Wait, so because Beckham celebrates with his team-mates after scoring (who are invariably on camera, as that's actually a cameraman's job), he is doing THAT for PR reasons too? Not because, you know, EVERY PLAYER IN THE WORLD DOES THIS?

If it's coffee that you are smelling, then I think I'll pass thanks.
 
This thread has got me thinking about how I feel about certain rags in comparison to how I view them as people, and whether those two things can be squared off.

If they are currently wearing the scummy red shirt I hate them regardless of who they are and irrespective of what my perception is of them as an individual. That might be a bit unfair but thats football.

Once they have left the Theatre of Debt then some prejudices remain obviously.

But if they are quite evidently a likeable, decent person then I can warm to them.

Beckham is one such person.

I certainly wouldnt fawn over him but I'd be friendly and nice.
 
Damocles said:
Dribble said:
Yes I'm a massive fan of Tevez because he now plays for Manchester City! But I bet because you've met 'David' a few times you reckon he's your mate! Strewth!!

But he was once a rag, so due to your previous post, he is still a rag.

Also, I don't think David Beckham is my mate, I just has an impression of him after meeting him for a brief few seconds on a few occasions.

Along with reality TV, Beckham & his stick insect Missus superbly illustrate the dumbing down of our once intelligent nation.

When will people like you realise that plastic Beckham is a massive triumph for the PR men who created his public persona. He has been well schooled by his PR team and made millions by following their advice to the letter, even if it means standing around for 2 hours signing his autograph whether he wants to or not. If it meant an increase in the money I earned every year I'd do the fucking same, it doesn't mean I'm doing it from the heart!!

So, when he signs autographs and does something nice, you say it's a PR stunt, but when he does something bad, it's evidence of him being a twat? Doesn't this seem a little stupid to you?

For instance: Everytime Beckham or anyone who's playing on the same team as him score, haven't you noticed how he ALWAYS runs to a camera so that HIS persona is always associated with his teams success whether he had anything to do with the goal or not?

Classic PR for BRAND BECKHAM!!!


You need to wake up and sniff the coffee mate!

Wait, so because Beckham celebrates with his team-mates after scoring (who are invariably on camera, as that's actually a cameraman's job), he is doing THAT for PR reasons too? Not because, you know, EVERY PLAYER IN THE WORLD DOES THIS?

If it's coffee that you are smelling, then I think I'll pass thanks.

A Rag player in my opinion is one who is ingrained in their high & mighty disposition ala Beckham, Neville et al. Tevez went to the swamp, played, got paid & moved on to bigger and better things. I never felt uncomfortable about Tevez coming here as a player, but I suppose you'd be quite ok with either Beckham or Neville becoming a Blue based on your comments! Whether it made football sense or not, it would be hard for me to swallow to see either of them in a City shirt.

So because you met 'Beckham for a brief few seconds on a few occasions' you can make an impression of him and give such a sickly sweet opinion of his character based on a few seconds on a few occasions? I bet you've got a brown ring around your neck as a result of your 'meetings'.

So, when he signs autographs and does something nice, you say it's a PR stunt, but when he does something bad, it's evidence of him being a twat? Doesn't this seem a little stupid to you?

I'm not saying he hasn't got a nice bone in his body, but you are being extremely naive if you believe that everything he does comes from his heart because he's a nice guy and it has nothing to do with Brand Beckham!!

And where do I mention him doing anything bad or call him a twat? Rinsing out a brass is his choice and something that millions of men accross the globe do daily!! I couldn't give a rats arse what Beckham gets up to in his spare time because I've got too much going on in my own life to be interested!!!

What does do my nut in is having to see his cheesy face all over my newspaper just because he's shagged a brass!!! Ironically, he's now become a victim of the same machine that made him in the first place, he shouldn't complain about his exposure when it doesn't suit brand Beckham!!!

Wait, so because Beckham celebrates with his team-mates after scoring (who are invariably on camera, as that's actually a cameraman's job), he is doing THAT for PR reasons too? Not because, you know, EVERY PLAYER IN THE WORLD DOES THIS?

Look at Beckham very carefully, I've seen him push other players out of the way, grab hold of the goal-scorer and position himself in front of the camera!!! Other players may do this on occasion, but Beckham has consistently done this everytime a goal is scored over the last 10 years!!!

Other players will run toward the goal-scorer and celebrate with them, but Beckham makes sure he never misses the photo opportunity of the headline making pose of him & the goal-scorer on their own!!

Just look through your 'Best of Beckham' DVD collection without the Brand Beckham supplied spectacles!!! You'll be amazed with what you see!!!
 
Dribble said:
Damocles said:
But he was once a rag, so due to your previous post, he is still a rag.

Also, I don't think David Beckham is my mate, I just has an impression of him after meeting him for a brief few seconds on a few occasions.



So, when he signs autographs and does something nice, you say it's a PR stunt, but when he does something bad, it's evidence of him being a twat? Doesn't this seem a little stupid to you?



Wait, so because Beckham celebrates with his team-mates after scoring (who are invariably on camera, as that's actually a cameraman's job), he is doing THAT for PR reasons too? Not because, you know, EVERY PLAYER IN THE WORLD DOES THIS?

If it's coffee that you are smelling, then I think I'll pass thanks.

A Rag player in my opinion is one who is ingrained in their high & mighty disposition ala Beckham, Neville et al. Tevez went to the swamp, played, got paid & moved on to bigger and better things. I never felt uncomfortable about Tevez coming here as a player, but I suppose you'd be quite ok with either Beckham or Neville becoming a Blue based on your comments! Whether it made football sense or not, it would be hard for me to swallow to see either of them in a City shirt.

So because you met 'Beckham for a brief few seconds on a few occasions' you can make an impression of him and give such a sickly sweet opinion of his character based on a few seconds on a few occasions? I bet you've got a brown ring around your neck as a result of your 'meetings'.

So, when he signs autographs and does something nice, you say it's a PR stunt, but when he does something bad, it's evidence of him being a twat? Doesn't this seem a little stupid to you?

I'm not saying he hasn't got a nice bone in his body, but you are being extremely naive if you believe that everything he does comes from his heart because he's a nice guy and it has nothing to do with Brand Beckham!!

And where do I mention him doing anything bad or call him a twat? Rinsing out a brass is his choice and something that millions of men accross the globe do daily!! I couldn't give a rats arse what Beckham gets up to in his spare time because I've got too much going on in my own life to be interested!!!

What does do my nut in is having to see his cheesy face all over my newspaper just because he's shagged a brass!!! Ironically, he's now become a victim of the same machine that made him in the first place, he shouldn't complain about his exposure when it doesn't suit brand Beckham!!!

Wait, so because Beckham celebrates with his team-mates after scoring (who are invariably on camera, as that's actually a cameraman's job), he is doing THAT for PR reasons too? Not because, you know, EVERY PLAYER IN THE WORLD DOES THIS?

Look at Beckham very carefully, I've seen him push other players out of the way, grab hold of the goal-scorer and position himself in front of the camera!!! Other players may do this on occasion, but Beckham has consistently done this everytime a goal is scored over the last 10 years!!!

Other players will run toward the goal-scorer and celebrate with them, but Beckham makes sure he never misses the photo opportunity of the headline making pose of him & the goal-scorer on their own!!

Just look through your 'Best of Beckham' DVD collection without the Brand Beckham supplied spectacles!!! You'll be amazed with what you see!!!

I'm not going to respond in depth to this level of stupidity, but all I will say is that you seem like a very disturbed person.
 
One thing to remember about David Beckham is the fact that he chose Gary Neville as his 'best man',i bet the speach was hilarious what with Nevilles well known wit and warm and charming persona! says it all to me that the best lad he could find to do that job was that nonce Neville.
 
yankblue said:
So I haven't been on here forever but I feel like I have to share this story. Yesterday I met David Beckham, and yes I'm telling the truth. Now, I know the population of bluemoon users who actually acknowledge baseball as a sport is probably secluded to just me and a few others, but what the hell, hear me out. Last night, I went to the Phillies-Reds playoff game 1 (been a phils fan my entire life), and Roy Halladay throws a no hitter. Now if that wasn't memorable enough, I got the tickets through a friend who's mother is pretty high up in the media section of the organization. So after a few hours of tailgating, my friends and I find our seats about 15 minutes before the first pitch, and the mother comes up and says "would you guys like to come see David Beckham". Now I'm thinking, this has to be a joke, what the hell would David Beckham be doing in Philadelphia, let alone a baseball game. But sure enough we go down with her and there he is, with is gay little hair cut and arrogant smile and all. So we go up and say hello, not much else, but as I go to shake his hand he reaches out and it must have been the beer catching up to me because I immediately pull back and say "I'm a city fan you know". Well he thought this was funny and laughed, shook my hand, and had a few quick words. He's honestly a decent guy when all is said and done. That's about it, so maybe not much of a story, but I felt I had to share it on here.

Very envious. Must be great to be there for the postseason games. Luv baseball.

Beckham? Remember, he's just a human being, who was a good footballer, and is still married to a very scary wife. Either he gets away with it, is under the thumb or just plain dumb.

Go Yankees!
 

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