So I met David Beckham yesterday...

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Isn't Philadephia a soft cheese? And what the fuck is a 'no hitter'? I think I have got that 'first pitch' is when the fella with the ball tries to hit the fella with the stick on the ear, hence that funny little flap they have covering the exposed lughole. And that 'tailgaiting' thing? Can yer drive yer car to yer seat? Do you stay in your car, like those drive-in movies?

 

[Mayor West]

He hasn't cheated on his wife.

 

[Biggsy1]

I met him in M&S in handforth in the food section I banged my trolley into his by accident obviously! I then pointed at him (I was like 1 Metre away) and said look who it is! He smiled I went red and then just mooched past! What a knob I felt!! I mean like a felt an idiot there was no knob feeling going on, just to clear that up!!!

 

[DaveH]

"would you guys like to come see David Beckham".

:) Thats him in the corner the smug red bastard

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

So I haven't been on here forever but I feel like I have to share this story. Yesterday I met David Beckham, and yes I'm telling the truth. Now, I know the population of bluemoon users who actually acknowledge baseball as a sport is probably secluded to just me and a few others, but what the hell, hear me out. Last night, I went to the Phillies-Reds playoff game 1 (been a phils fan my entire life), and Roy Halladay throws a no hitter. Now if that wasn't memorable enough, I got the tickets through a friend who's mother is pretty high up in the media section of the organization. So after a few hours of tailgating, my friends and I find our seats about 15 minutes before the first pitch, and the mother comes up and says "would you guys like to come see David Beckham". Now I'm thinking, this has to be a joke, what the hell would David Beckham be doing in Philadelphia, let alone a baseball game. But sure enough we go down with her and there he is, with is gay little hair cut and arrogant smile and all. So we go up and say hello, not much else, but as I go to shake his hand he reaches out and it must have been the beer catching up to me because I immediately pull back and say "I'm a city fan you know". Well he thought this was funny and laughed, shook my hand, and had a few quick words. He's honestly a decent guy when all is said and done. That's about it, so maybe not much of a story, but I felt I had to share it on here.

Baseball??? You mean Rounders then?

 

[the kippax wall]

Saw him a couple of years back in B&Ms at The Civic in Wythenshawe. I said 'Alright Beckham you red twat. I don't think they sell sarongs in here, now fuck off' He just gave me a little smile and carried on stocking up on White Lightning. Seemed like a nice bloke.

 

[cubanheels]

IF you forget all the Yoonited shit he has been a great Ambassodor for the Sport and for the Olympics.My Misses met him at Chester races a few years back and he invited her and a her equally attravtive mate into his Marquee i was fooking livid for weeks,she came out of the tent like some wobbly jelly so he must have something !

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Where did this modern phenomemon come from where people start stories with "So"?!?!?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

So I haven't been on here forever but I feel like I have to share this story. Yesterday I met David Beckham, and yes I'm telling the truth. Now, I know the population of bluemoon users who actually acknowledge baseball as a sport is probably secluded to just me and a few others, but what the hell, hear me out. Last night, I went to the Phillies-Reds playoff game 1 (been a phils fan my entire life), and Roy Halladay throws a no hitter. Now if that wasn't memorable enough, I got the tickets through a friend who's mother is pretty high up in the media section of the organization. So after a few hours of tailgating, my friends and I find our seats about 15 minutes before the first pitch, and the mother comes up and says "would you guys like to come see David Beckham". Now I'm thinking, this has to be a joke, what the hell would David Beckham be doing in Philadelphia, let alone a baseball game. But sure enough we go down with her and there he is, with is gay little hair cut and arrogant smile and all. So we go up and say hello, not much else, but as I go to shake his hand he reaches out and it must have been the beer catching up to me because I immediately pull back and say "I'm a city fan you know". Well he thought this was funny and laughed, shook my hand, and had a few quick words. He's honestly a decent guy when all is said and done. That's about it, so maybe not much of a story, but I felt I had to share it on here.

hes also an amazingly a scrawny little runt

 

[Bigga]

Big problem with this guy - Anyone who cheats on their wife is scum

Well, well. here we have the perfect Human Being, ladies and gents!!

Who else is scum to you?

We should kill all the people you think are scum.

Ars*.