So I'm in the boozer with GDM

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I have just woken up from my hugely enjoyable power nap to find this abortion of a thread, throwing aspersions in my general direction.

I was very tired after a particularly trying week. I'd started drinking at three in the afternoon and at my time of life six hours drinking, whilst a sub-par performance, is no disgrace.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves for this disgraceful bout of cyber-bullying.

In short you are a lightweight

I accept I descended into that role last night. I repeat my profound apologies for letting the side down. I hope you enjoyed your rum.

Was that girl still sat at the bar when you went back? Did you discover who she was?

No she wasnt still there, mores the pity. I would have much preferred that to you telling me how drunk you were every 5 mins!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

In short you are a lightweight

I accept I descended into that role last night. I repeat my profound apologies for letting the side down. I hope you enjoyed your rum.

Was that girl still sat at the bar when you went back? Did you discover who she was?

No she wasnt still there, mores the pity. I would have much preferred that to you telling me how drunk you were every 5 mins!

What's wrong with telling the truth?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I accept I descended into that role last night. I repeat my profound apologies for letting the side down. I hope you enjoyed your rum.

Was that girl still sat at the bar when you went back? Did you discover who she was?

No she wasnt still there, mores the pity. I would have much preferred that to you telling me how drunk you were every 5 mins!

What's wrong with telling the truth?

Very true. You were fine, but then ate some food and the turned into brown bottle. I told you not to have those Nachos.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

No she wasnt still there, mores the pity. I would have much preferred that to you telling me how drunk you were every 5 mins!

What's wrong with telling the truth?

Very true. You were fine, but then ate some food and the turned into brown bottle. I told you not to have those Nachos.

The nachos we shared you mean?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

What's wrong with telling the truth?

Very true. You were fine, but then ate some food and the turned into brown bottle. I told you not to have those Nachos.

The nachos we shared you mean?

'shared' if that is what stops you getting told off at weightwatchers

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Very true. You were fine, but then ate some food and the turned into brown bottle. I told you not to have those Nachos.

The nachos we shared you mean?

'shared' if that is what stops you getting told off at weightwatchers

I distinctly remember offering you the last one.

 

[Blue Mist]

This post has turned very gay.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

This post has turned very gay.

Going home to bed at 9pm was a strong hetro start to the thread i suppose.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Just been to settle my account from last night. That's the most expensive plate of nachos I've had in a while.

The staff all seemed amused for some strange reason.

 

[Challenger1978]

Just been to settle my account from last night. That's the most expensive plate of nachos I've had in a while.

The staff all seemed amused for some strange reason.

Maybe they found out about your scat fetish.