Solo time euphemisms

[Cellarite]

from the league of gentlemen - shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love-tree.

 

[MikeBlue]

Ripping the head of it.

Five knuckle shuffle.

 

[macca80]

tearing my swede off

 

[Adidas Barry Silkman]

just going to drain the spuds

 

[MATCITY]

shaking hands with the one eyed milkman

 

[ctidcarl]

Shooting some man fat

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Stabbing the cat.

Not literally, no cats have been stabbed.

 

[MATCITY]

stroking the porpoise

 

[macca80]

Stabbing the cat.

Not literally, no cats have been stabbed.

you must be sick person to think killing a cat funny even if it is a joke ;)

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Stabbing the cat.

Not literally, no cats have been stabbed.

you must be sick person to think killing a cat funny even if it is a joke ;)

Sorry mate, how about Gassing the Hamster