Solo time euphemisms

[laserblue]

jerkin' the gherkin

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

Welsh window licker - As in going for a "Welsh window licker" (see Rhyl thread!)

 

[MCFC BOB]

Trumpet polishing.

 

[2bluegp]

knocking the bails off

 

[Lucky13]

Ham Shank

 

[camcity]

wrestling with the bald headed warrior.

 

[laserblue]

having a jodrell

having a j.arthur

 

[talkativesprout]

Wrestling with the purple headed womb warrior.

shaking the one eyed bald headed champion.

Playing the penal Guitar

 

[masterwig]

Going for a Tommy (Tommy Tank).

Chalking your cue.

 

[Franny Lee's Barrel Chest]

I always remember some comedian once saying that his mum caught him having a sherman in the bath and she said what are you doing, and he replied "Shut up, it's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like"