Something trivial that makes you snap!

[crazyg]

Rag cunts, horrible manager, horrible player, horrible fans, horrible scum cunts.

Didn't think it was possible but my level of hatred of that shower of shit has greatly intensified this season!

Bunch of horrible cunts who the media love, fuck off you horrible scum cunts!

Don't it the right way my arse, bullshit you scum cunts, always been the same; horrible club!!

So you're not keen on those scummy cunts then?

 

[CTID1988]

Rag cunts, horrible manager, horrible player, horrible fans, horrible scum cunts.

Didn't think it was possible but my level of hatred of that shower of shit has greatly intensified this season!

Bunch of horrible cunts who the media love, fuck off you horrible scum cunts!

Don't it the right way my arse, bullshit you scum cunts, always been the same; horrible club!!

Rag

 

[Deleted member 58678]

People who call the Premier League the Premiership. It's not been the Premiership since 2006-07, nearly a decade ago.

Also the Football League Cup always has been always will be the FL Cup/League Cup. We don't call the FA Cup the Emirates Cup. So why do we call the League Cup by its sponsorship name? and worse while it's now the Capital One Cup people still calling it the Carling Cup.

 

[yankcitizen76]

The way Americans speak with a croak. They sound like toads!

If I ever get over to the Etihad we should hang out. I can inject the word "milk" into the conversation as much as possible. And Im from the Northwest, so those sounds are even more pronounced. So it sounds like "melk."

It'll drive you bonkers for sure.

 

[In Rodg we trust....]

Seagulls, got jumped again last week outside Nathan's hotdogs in coney island. Any seaside resort, these feckers don't care. It's a form of street robbery.

Inner city ones these days are the size of turkeys!!

Once saw one grab a sparrow in mid flight and eat it!!!

 

[BimboBob]

People who call the Premier League the Premiership. It's not been the Premiership since 2006-07, nearly a decade ago.

Also the Football League Cup always has been always will be the FL Cup/League Cup. We don't call the FA Cup the Emirates Cup. So why do we call the League Cup by its sponsorship name? and worse while it's now the Capital One Cup people still calling it the Carling Cup.

I call it the League Cup. And the FA Cup. And The League. As in...who will win the league?

Johnny foreign types calling it the BPL does my head in. They also don't mention United when they talk about that red lot.

"Did you see Manchester on the tv last night?"

Really does my tits in.

Football in general does my tits in anyway these days. In Ireland at the Mo and watched a hurling semi final. Hammer and tongs all game, no quarter given, and no historyonics, no rolling around, no moaning, just got on with hitting each other a lot.

Footballers? A bunch of over paid moaning cry babies.

 

[jimmy blue shoes]

Threads getting ruined by shit puns.

You know who you are. Fuckers!

 

[01cravend]

One of mine is when a couple to a group of people stop and have a chinwag somewhere busy, like say in the middle of an aisle in a supermarket. Then because you had not prepared to speak aloud in public in this moment that first "excuse me" falls off your tongue with all the audio clout of a porn stars fart. Of course, it's not heard, you take a deep breath a let out the second one, it has a bit more kick but obviously not too much more, you can't let them know you are agitated and don't want to seem rude, I am British after all. This one also fails to register to the person you are trying to pass because they are too busy waxing lyrical about their shit life. But alas, not all heroes wear capes and the person that is being spouted this trivial bile hears my plea. They put their hand on this emotional terrorist's shoulder whilst looking toward me, the global gesture for you're blocking someones path. The cretin takes a step out of the way whilst simultaneously glancing at you for about 0.3 seconds this is swiftly followed with a "oh sorry" as their head rotates back from whence it came, they continue their life never knowing the turmoil they had caused. This guardian angel though, gestures a Mona Lisaesque smile in your direction, their deed of the day is done.

 

[Saddleworth2]

One of mine is when a couple to a group of people stop and have a chinwag somewhere busy, like say in the middle of an aisle in a supermarket. Then because you had not prepared to speak aloud in public in this moment that first "excuse me" falls off your tongue with all the audio clout of a porn stars fart. Of course, it's not heard, you take a deep breath a let out the second one, it has a bit more kick but obviously not too much more, you can't let them know you are agitated and don't want to seem rude, I am British after all. This one also fails to register to the person you are trying to pass because they are too busy waxing lyrical about their shit life. But alas, not all heroes wear capes and the person that is being spouted this trivial bile hears my plea. They put their hand on this emotional terrorist's shoulder whilst looking toward me, the global gesture for you're blocking someones path. The cretin takes a step out of the way whilst simultaneously glancing at you for about 0.3 seconds this is swiftly followed with a "oh sorry" as their head rotates back from whence it came, they continue their life never knowing the turmoil they had caused. This guardian angel though, gestures a Mona Lisaesque smile in your direction, their deed of the day is done.

Very accurate other than my first 'excuse me' would raise the dead. Sadly I don't get the mona lisa smile, more a WTF grimace :-)

 

[jimmy blue shoes]

What grinds my gears? Er...multiple threads on the same topic!