Something trivial that makes you snap!

[jimharri]

People taking up more than one parking bay by straddling the white line. Selfish twats.And no; I don't buy the excuse of "I don't want my car damaged by someone's door hitting the side of my car". If you don't want your car damaged, leave it in your drive and get the bus.

"Nurse; my betablockers. QUICKLY!"

 

[yankcitizen76]

That accent is funny as fuck to me (I'm a Manc born and raised, maybe a little jaded but ìt annoys my nearest and dearest too {okay yer haters}) badaboom, realest guy in the room, how you doing??

There's only one word to describe you, and I'll spell it out right now

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SAWFT!!

How you doin' x

That's pretty funny. Maybe there's Mass holes Exchange Program I could volunteer at to toughen me up!

 

[yankcitizen76]

I'd go as far as all yank accents.
Even right across the Detroit river from Windsor Ontario they sound like a load of fucking Billy Bobs and Jethros from Alabama.

Wow. People from Detroit sound pretty different to me then people from Alabama. Maybe there are lots of transplants. But I worked with a guy from Louisiana and he sounded like he was from another country all together.

Speaking of Canada, Nova Scotia, boy now that's an interesting accent!

 

[Barcon]

Wow. People from Detroit sound pretty different to me then people from Alabama. Maybe there are lots of transplants. But I worked with a guy from Louisiana and he sounded like he was from another country all together.

Speaking of Canada, Nova Scotia, boy now that's an interesting accent!

That's where my wife's family is from :)

 

[David White]

When people call us Man City. Always, always makes me want to kill them with fire. It's Manchester City or just City. It makes my fucking teeth itch just thinking about it. Fuck off cocksnot, that isn't our name.

The utter, utter twat who thinks its a good idea to have teenagers stood on the pavements on the way to the match telling me to have a good time. Just fuck off.

Being tickled by my wife or kids. It makes me want to erupt with rage. I don't fucking like it, don't do it, nothing good will come of it.

Old/retired people that don't have to go to work but think the best time to buy petrol/go shopping is when every other bastard has to at weekend or early evening.

 

[Adidas Sharston]

Seagulls, got jumped again last week outside Nathan's hotdogs in coney island. Any seaside resort, these feckers don't care. It's a form of street robbery.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

People who say goodbye to whoever they are with but then still feel the need to beep their horn at them as they drive away as some kind of extra goodbye that every other **** in the road has to hear. Just fucking why?

 

[MadchesterCity]

Rag cunts, horrible manager, horrible player, horrible fans, horrible scum cunts.

Didn't think it was possible but my level of hatred of that shower of shit has greatly intensified this season!

Bunch of horrible cunts who the media love, fuck off you horrible scum cunts!

Don't it the right way my arse, bullshit you scum cunts, always been the same; horrible club!!

 

[Deleted member 58678]

The way Americans speak with a croak. They sound like toads!

 

[BimboBob]

That accent is funny as fuck to me (I'm a Manc born and raised, maybe a little jaded but ìt annoys my nearest and dearest too {okay yer haters}) badaboom, realest guy in the room, how you doing??

There's only one word to describe you, and I'll spell it out right now

S
A
W
F
T

SAWFT!!

How you doin' x

Careful mate, you might get a couple of those haters.