Something trivial that makes you snap!

Drivers who don't indicate. Roundabouts have started popping up here the last few years. No one has a feckin clue how to use them. Spoke to the instructor about it when I had to renew my license, even she said she hadn't been told how they work.

Anyone cracking their fingers around me.

Worst one is rude people, especially those that talk all over someone that's already speaking.
 
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Afraid so BG. Lancashire oven bottom muffins are an essential part of any red rose resident's diet.

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Stupid mother fucking cunts! No butty on that, right pissed me off that has
 
Accidentally pressing back on a web page and then having to click forward again to get back to where I was

Also I get far too irate when it comes to playing football manager :D
 
The new touch sensitive sky q remote. What a piece of fucking shit this is. You only have to cough and it starts rewinding whatever you're watching.
 
People with posh phones and shit music but no headphones on the met. I only realise when i stop rocking out and take my own phones off.

When someone says, every couple of words "y'know, but" or "y'know, and" then drags their drivel on another few mind fucking numbing minutes. Just finish your sentence!!

Coffee granules in the sugar.

Toast crumbs in the butter.

Kids leaving the sticker on baseball caps and not curving the peak.

Plenty more... Angry (not so) young man here... ;-)
 
If you say to me "touch-base" I'll fucking erupt.

Sounds like some **** with a filo-fax.

Whenever someone says that, I hear "touch-cloth" ( as in touching cloth ) and cannot take them serious at all, apart from it being an Americanism.
"Shits and giggles "
"Netflix and Chills"
"OMG" as in saying Oh Em Gee in its abbreviated form is technically the same as saying Oh My God! If you are going to say it, don't fucking say the abbreviations, idiots!

And the ubiquitous driving hates,

Not indicating
Entering a roundabout when it's patently obvious there isn't a fucking gap, causing you to slam on your brakes
People who drive up my arse ( which will make me slow down)
People who try to get into a queue of traffic from a side road by forcing their car in the smallest of gaps in front of you! Be polite, make eye contact! I will let you in if you ask nicely!!!!
 

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