Mainly unsuspecting shit.
1. When washing something like a cup. Fucking cup slips out of soapy hands, bangs on the tap, hits the side of the sink and lands back in the water, splashing my face.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK YOU FUUUUUCKIN CUUUNT" !!!
at this point in my mind, I pick up the glass, smash it into oblivion against the wall. I actually just screw my face up and bite my lip.
2. Walking past a door when the door handle gets caught in a jacket pocket and yanks me back.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK YOU FUUUUUCKIN CUUUNT" !!!
at this point in my mind, the door gets ripped off its bastard hinges. I actually just screw my fists up and breathe deeply.
3. Making a butty and the buttered slice gets knocked on the floor and lands butter down. Every fucking time. Never mind having to clean the floor.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK YOU FUUUUUCKIN CUUUNT" !!!
at this point I want to stamp the **** to death. I actually just stare at it for a minute, then start cleaning it.
oh and any City fan who says, "the future's bright, the future's BLUE"