Son Heung-Min

[lionheart]

"In other news... both Manchester City and Chelsea want Hamburg's Son Heung-Min, a giant attacking midfielder-cum-striker who has been dubbed the South Korean Cristiano Ronaldo...." according to Eurosport.

Personally, I have only watched him once, a few games ago when he tore Borussia Dortmund to pieces in their own back yard. In the words of Edmund Blackadder, he is quicker than a very quick cheetah in a race to decide the quickest animal in Chester Zoo.

 

[Anonymous]

Did Mr Blackadder actually say that or are you paraphrasing?

 

[mgreenz97]

"In other news... both Manchester City and Chelsea want Hamburg's Son Heung-Min, a giant attacking midfielder-cum-striker who has been dubbed the South Korean Cristiano Ronaldo...." according to Eurosport.

Personally, I have only watched him once, a few games ago when he tore Borussia Dortmund to pieces in their own back yard. In the words of Edmund Blackadder, he is quicker than a very quick cheetah in a race to decide the quickest animal in Chester Zoo.

I feel that if he was actually as good as you make him sound I'd have heard of him and he'd be playing in Spain or England not Hamburg.

 

[greasedupdeafguy]

"In other news... both Manchester City and Chelsea want Hamburg's Son Heung-Min, a giant attacking midfielder-cum-striker who has been dubbed the South Korean Cristiano Ronaldo...." according to Eurosport.

Personally, I have only watched him once, a few games ago when he tore Borussia Dortmund to pieces in their own back yard. In the words of Edmund Blackadder, he is quicker than a very quick cheetah in a race to decide the quickest animal in Chester Zoo.

I feel that if he was actually as good as you make him sound I'd have heard of him and he'd be playing in Spain or England not Hamburg.

The arrogance is astounding.

 

[Gareth Barry Manilow]

"In other news... both Manchester City and Chelsea want Hamburg's Son Heung-Min, a giant attacking midfielder-cum-striker who has been dubbed the South Korean Cristiano Ronaldo...." according to Eurosport.

Personally, I have only watched him once, a few games ago when he tore Borussia Dortmund to pieces in their own back yard. In the words of Edmund Blackadder, he is quicker than a very quick cheetah in a race to decide the quickest animal in Chester Zoo.

I feel that if he was actually as good as you make him sound I'd have heard of him and he'd be playing in Spain or England not Hamburg.

What a ridiculous statement

 

[Joe hart's itchy scalp]

"In other news... both Manchester City and Chelsea want Hamburg's Son Heung-Min, a giant attacking midfielder-cum-striker who has been dubbed the South Korean Cristiano Ronaldo...." according to Eurosport.

Personally, I have only watched him once, a few games ago when he tore Borussia Dortmund to pieces in their own back yard. In the words of Edmund Blackadder, he is quicker than a very quick cheetah in a race to decide the quickest animal in Chester Zoo.

I feel that if he was actually as good as you make him sound I'd have heard of him and he'd be playing in Spain or England not Hamburg.

That is even more arrogant than the piss can in trafford.

 

[LoveCity]

"In other news... both Manchester City and Chelsea want Hamburg's Son Heung-Min, a giant attacking midfielder-cum-striker who has been dubbed the South Korean Cristiano Ronaldo...." according to Eurosport.

Personally, I have only watched him once, a few games ago when he tore Borussia Dortmund to pieces in their own back yard. In the words of Edmund Blackadder, he is quicker than a very quick cheetah in a race to decide the quickest animal in Chester Zoo.

I feel that if he was actually as good as you make him sound I'd have heard of him and he'd be playing in Spain or England not Hamburg.

I suggest watching the Bundesliga, there are some extremely high quality footballers/games there every week. Nearly every team seems to have at least one player who really looks top class. Also a bit of trivia: what team did we buy De Jong and Kompany from?

 

[EricBrooksGhost]

"In other news... both Manchester City and Chelsea want Hamburg's Son Heung-Min, a giant attacking midfielder-cum-striker who has been dubbed the South Korean Cristiano Ronaldo...." according to Eurosport.

Personally, I have only watched him once, a few games ago when he tore Borussia Dortmund to pieces in their own back yard. In the words of Edmund Blackadder, he is quicker than a very quick cheetah in a race to decide the quickest animal in Chester Zoo.

I feel that if he was actually as good as you make him sound I'd have heard of him and he'd be playing in Spain or England not Hamburg.

I suggest watching the Bundesliga, there are some extremely high quality footballers/games there every week. Nearly every team seems to have at least one player who really looks top class. Also a bit of trivia: what team did we buy De Jong and Kompany from?

He's twelve, forgive him

 

[Bob Hope]

I feel that if he was actually as good as you make him sound I'd have heard of him and he'd be playing in Spain or England not Hamburg.

I suggest watching the Bundesliga, there are some extremely high quality footballers/games there every week. Nearly every team seems to have at least one player who really looks top class. Also a bit of trivia: what team did we buy De Jong and Kompany from?

He's twelve, forgive him

and stupid

 

[mgreenz97]

I suggest watching the Bundesliga, there are some extremely high quality footballers/games there every week. Nearly every team seems to have at least one player who really looks top class. Also a bit of trivia: what team did we buy De Jong and Kompany from?

He's twelve, forgive him

and stupid

seems unnecessary.
this guy bigged him up like he was one of the best in the world, I was just saying that if he was as good as he made him sound then he'd be a household name.