Tuearts right boot
Well-Known Member
Got a phone call last month from one of those ' insurance' firm telling ME I'd had an accident in my car. I was in the office on a quiet day so went along with it.
How did the accident happen asked the caller....
Well, I'd been out for a cuury the night before and was driving my family out for the day on the day mentioned.
How did the accident happen then, came the reply.
Well, as I said I'd been out for a curry the night before and felt the urge, you know....so I gripped the steering wheel and eased myself up slightly, that's how the accident happened.
3 times I had to explain that I had to grip the steering wheel and ease myself up slightly, that's how the accident happened..
He then got his manager on the phone.
The silly twat then asked if any of the passengers were injured due to my actions........
Oh yes, most definately.
Cheered my day up.
How did the accident happen asked the caller....
Well, I'd been out for a cuury the night before and was driving my family out for the day on the day mentioned.
How did the accident happen then, came the reply.
Well, as I said I'd been out for a curry the night before and felt the urge, you know....so I gripped the steering wheel and eased myself up slightly, that's how the accident happened.
3 times I had to explain that I had to grip the steering wheel and ease myself up slightly, that's how the accident happened..
He then got his manager on the phone.
The silly twat then asked if any of the passengers were injured due to my actions........
Oh yes, most definately.
Cheered my day up.