When was the last time you soiled yourself?

[bluemonday]

I was out on the lash thursday, friday & saturday, and on sunday afternoon I took my new bird out for lunch (been seeing her for 2 weeks), I was sat at the table while she went to the ladies. While she was gone I thought I'd squeeze a fart out. Well some kind of weird shit-bubble exploded in my jeans and splashed up my lower-back, it stunk to high heaven and it stained my kecks and the bottom of my tshirt.

So i thought bollox this and just left. Went home showered and tried to ring her, but she didn't answer and she hasn't rang me since. I suppose thats the romance over. I'm not arsed really though, at least she won't be able to tell her/my mates that I shit meself.

 

[clairepartyring]

Thanks for sharing that with us!!!

 

[mcfcliam]

In the process now.

 

[Bluebird1]

Yuk, far too much information.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

5 minutes ago. Not cleaned up yet.

 

[Adidas Barry Silkman]

done it a few times while on the 'sesh' . Normally just wipe my arse on grundies in the bogs, chuck em away and get back up the bar. Youre way to posh gettin showered and all.

 

[Blueboylewis09]

You dirty twats lol. And liam you tramp lol. Thats hanging that is!!

 

[bluemonday]

Yuk, far too much information.

We've all done, burds included. Admit it.

 

[i8therags]

done it a few times while on the 'sesh' . Normally just wipe my arse on grundies in the bogs, chuck em away and get back up the bar. Youre way to posh gettin showered and all.

correct answer,,well done that man

 

[clairepartyring]

Bluemonday......................get them in the wash or just chuck em!!!!