Song for Darren England at wembley

[Blue Til Death]

Darren, you’re the biggest **** in England and you’re going to Wemberley …!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I was sixty-one years when I wrote this song
I'm sixty-two now, but I won't be for long
People ask me when will I grow up to realise
Why the refs I know today are always pushing lies
I loved City then and I love City still
Though I put you on a pedestal, you hit me with a bill
I don't feel bad about letting you know
I just feel sad about all the whistle blow

We don't want to change the world
We just want to change Darren England
We are looking for another ref.

We don't want to change the world
We just want to change Darren England
We are looking for another ref.

This song is nothing to Bragg about ;)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

To 'Feelin hot hot hot'

He's a c*nt c*nt c*nt
He's a c*nt c*nt c*nt
Darren england is a massive
Darren england is a massive c*nt c*nt c*nt
He's a c*nt c*nt c*nt

 

[TShed]

Whose your father
Whose your father
Whose your father referee

You’ve not got one
You‘ve not got one
Your a bastard referee

 

[burning blue soul]

England is the first of the gang with a card in his hand
The fist to add time
The first of the gang to lie
Sooooo sly

Upside is that it sings great :)
Downside is that it's a Morrisey tune :(

 

[NJMCFC184]

Might be a bit crazy but I think I'll back the players instead.

 

[Ctidpaul]

We’ve got blue empty seats
Empty seats at home

 

[Donmcfc]

I was sixty-one years when I wrote this song
I'm sixty-two now, but I won't be for long
People ask me when will I grow up to realise
Why the refs I know today are always pushing lies
I loved City then and I love City still
Though I put you on a pedestal, you hit me with a bill
I don't feel bad about letting you know
I just feel sad about all the whistle blow

We don't want to change the world
We just want to change Darren England
We are looking for another ref.

We don't want to change the world
We just want to change Darren England
We are looking for another ref.

I don't think I'll be able to memorise this by Saturday.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

How about "You're fucking shit, you're fucking shit, you're fucking shit, you're fucking shit, you're fucking shit".

 

[bluetonium]

Fcuk off VAR my lord
Fcuk off VAR
Oh lord fcuk off VAR

Bit old school with the hymn, but simple and to the point. Don't want it. Don't need it. And if we want football to be enjoyable, must bin it. Or the 'pliable' officials behind it.

 

[Cassandra]

You’re the worst referee in the land,
You’re the worst referee in the land,
You’re the worst referee,
Worst referee,
You’re the worst referee in the land.

Tune - She’ll be coming round the mountain when she comes

 

[ysmsa]

You’re the worst referee in the land,
You’re the worst referee in the land,
You’re the worst referee,
Worst referee,
You’re the worst referee in the land.

Tune - She’ll be coming round the mountain when she comes

Took quicker to come up with than the Hearts VAR decision :-)

Should have taken as much time as an Arse benefitting VAR decision, you would have had enough time to compose a modern 3 hour symphony ;-)

 

[xmusampa]

I was sixty-one years when I wrote this song
I'm sixty-two now, but I won't be for long
People ask me when will I grow up to realise
Why the refs I know today are always pushing lies
I loved City then and I love City still
Though I put you on a pedestal, you hit me with a bill
I don't feel bad about letting you know
I just feel sad about all the whistle blow

We don't want to change the world
We just want to change Darren England
We are looking for another ref.

We don't want to change the world
We just want to change Darren England
We are looking for another ref.

Thank you Kirsty!

 

[69FACUPfinal]

Can we also get a song for that prick who had the Arsenal bottle so he never never does anything so stupid again !!!

He was on TV last night behind the opposition box.

Fwiw I personally don't have a problem with him.