Song for Ji Sung Park at the derby

Oh Ji Sung Park
You boil alsatians in the dark
You think it's a proper lark
But your cooking makes us kark
You should play for Huddersfield Town
Because they're nicknamed the Terriers.

Sorry about the rhyme and scansion of the last two lines.
 
Why is Ji Sung Park's face being compared to Crispy Duck?

Purely for rhyming purposes I presume? I mean, he's clearly been beaten with the ugly stick, but 'has a face like a piece of tree bark' is not only more accurate in my opinion, but bark rhymes better with park than duck does.

So why, in the light of this, is the comparison between a player of Oriental descendancy being compared with what is generally a recognised an Oriental dish?
 
Probably Unwelcome Evertonian said:
Why is Ji Sung Park's face being compared to Crispy Duck?

Purely for rhyming purposes I presume? I mean, he's clearly been beaten with the ugly stick, but 'has a face like a piece of tree bark' is not only more accurate in my opinion, but bark rhymes better with park than duck does.

So why, in the light of this, is the comparison between a player of Oriental descendancy being compared with what is generally a recognised an Oriental dish?
Look, I was doing the dog one, piss off with your bark.
 
sweynforkbeard said:
Oh Ji Sung Park
You boil alsatians in the dark
You think it's a proper lark
But your cooking makes us kark
You should play for Huddersfield Town
Because they're nicknamed the Terriers.

Sorry about the rhyme and scansion of the last two lines.

Well, in the last 24 hours I have read on these pages that is EFC that are a bunch of racists based on behaviour of 20 years ago.

People in glass houses... To quote Alan Partridge, "Unbelievable!".
 

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