Wafty Cranker said:
Colleen is a dirty woman
She loves to give deep throat
When she's shagging Rooney
She's thinking of the Goat
Ha ha, that's quality.
My effort is for when the dirty rag bastards give it large about 34 years:
34 years & we're still here,
34 years & the end is near.
34 years of f'king it up,
34 years without a cup.
34 years we've won f'k all,
34 years of sh't football.
34 years of getting it wrong,
34 years now this is our song.
34 years we've stayed loyal & true,
34 years & we're all still blue.
34 years of Unxxxd shite,
34 years we're about to get it right.
Alternatively if that's too long to remember:
34 years & we're still here,
34 years & the end is near.
34 years of getting it wrong,
34 years now this is our song.