my mate daves is the one i would love to sing and hear
In the old style of football chants, this one is long & has lots of verses. Don't let that put you off though - we used to manage it back in the day!
I wrote it yesterday & it seems to be getting a bit of interest on the Bluemoon fans forum, so I thought I'd send it to a few of my blue mates to see what you think!
And before anyone has a go at me like some idiot did for highlighting Ryan Giggs' well known AIDS problem, can I just point out that I don't give a flying one!
To the tune of "My old man's a Dustman":
John Terry stayed at Chelsea,
and Kaka went to Spain,
so City bought a Dutchman,
and Nigel was his name!
He's braver than a lion,
He's stronger than a bull,
and if your Gary Neville,
he'll break your fuckin skull!
He's never ducked a tackle,
He's never lost a fight,
and if you're Darren Fletcher,
he thinks you're fuckin shite!
He's angrier than Rooney,
He laughs at John O'shea,
cos when he came to City,
we told him you were gay!
He is our midfield general,
He is a little thug,
and if you've got a wobbly gob,
your gonna need your drugs!
He runs & slides & tackles,
He covers every blade,
and if your name is Giggsy,
he's deadlier than Aids!
If you're a scottish pisspot,
Start saying your goodbyes,
You said not in your lifetime,
So he'll help you fuckin die!
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Nigel is our Dutchman,
he's tougher than King Kong,
he rules the park for Man City,
and now you've heard his song!
City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap)!!!
