Songs for Sat...

IMARRIEDBLUEMOON said:
"The City is Ours, the City is Ours
Fuck off back to Norwich
and take your shit scarves........."

This one has to be the best and most realistic one to use on Saturday??

anybody got any inflatable canaries yet?
 
Whos that man from Argentina
Whos that man we all adore
Carlos Tevez is his name
And he scores in every game
Now you wont be winning titles anymore<br /><br />-- Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:51 pm --<br /><br />
King Of The Kippax said:
boucny castle when fergie dies..

Pin the tail on Rio when Fergie Dies
 
thegoat10 said:
Whos that man from Argentina
The one that wiggles when he scores
Carlos Tevez is his name
And he scores in every game
Now you wont be winning titles anymore
 
I like this one that CambridgeBlue posted on another thread:-

To the tune of "Champion's league, you're having a laff"

Green with envy
Yellow with fear
Watching their title disappear

or my slightly different version

Green with envy
Yellow with fear
Red for the debt that won't disappear
 
I was thinking more along the lines of a song for Mancini as I think he is a great manager and he deserves to have his own proper song rather than one to just annoy the rags, but it does involve a line that might upset them, it is a little anti-everton too.

(to the tune of his name is Malcolm Glazer)

His name is Roberto Mancini, he came from Italy, he fought a stupid Scottish twat, it's a pity it wasn't Fergie. He sorted out our football team and now we score for fun, Roberto Mancini, he's our number one!

Dunno how good it is but if anyone thinks they can make it sound better feel free to! Thanks guys!
 
1. Who let in the GAYS, la la la la la ........ (tune: Brown Girl in the Ring)

2. Singing die, die Neville, Neville die ....... (tune: Aye Aye Yippy)
 
Ticket For Schalke said:
From a mates

G.L.A
.Z.E.R. Malcolm glazer is a star,
with a great-big-debt and a-loan-to-pay it off,
ocean finance on the phone.

I liked it just needs the last line changing cause

with a great-big-debt and a-loan-to-pay it off
ocean finance on the phone

it just doesn't go, keep working on it tho.
 
C1TY4LIFE said:
Ticket For Schalke said:
From a mates

G.L.A
.Z.E.R. Malcolm glazer is a star,
with a great-big-debt and a-loan-to-pay it off,
ocean finance on the phone.

I liked it just needs the last line changing cause

with a great-big-debt and a-loan-to-pay it off
ocean finance on the phone

it just doesn't go, keep working on it tho.

i no, thought that myself, my mate is quality at making songs, best ever one was, to the tune of never felt more like singing the blues

Never felt more like shaggin a brass
were in hamburg, were on the lash
ohhhhh citttttyyyyyyy
you got me shaggin a brass.
 
Liked the song for Chuckle 1 albeit a bit "robust"! How about this for Berbie to the tune of "How much is that doggie in the window?"

How much was that Berbie in the window?
The one that never scores goals?
How much was that Berbie in the window?
Looks like he fancies Paul Scholes!


Should go down a treat!
 
To the tune of it’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.

It's my derby I’ll sing Munich if I want to
Munich if I want to
Munich if I want to
You would sing too if you hated Man U
 
CARLOS TEVEZ IS A BLUE
IS A BLUE
CARLOS TEVEZ IS A BLUE
HE LOVES CITY....


THE WORLD is aware that he was a rag, and he clearly has issues whith a few from the swamp, but hes home now, TRUST ME HE IS BLUE TOO THE CORE....
lets change the lyric to show hes ours not the he hates munchens or hates fergie, ....
 

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