Songs For The 2nd Leg

[jonnyhowsonslongball]

whos that stood outside old trafford?
whos that kicking down the door?
its the balifs and his boys making all the fuckin noise cos glazers the couldnt borrow anymore



awesome. will try to introduce this to the kop.
av it blues 2nd leg

 

[Pam]

UNITED'S SOUL IS NEVER SOLD

SO PROUDLY WEAR THAT GREEN AND GOLD

WE'LL NEVER WEAR OUR FAMOUS RED

TILL GLAZER'S GONE OR EVEN DEAD

SO RAISE THAT ANCIENT STANDARD HIGH

BY GREEN OR GOLD WE'LL LIVE OR DIE

THAT DAY WILL COME AGAIN FOR SURE

WHEN WE CAN WEAR OUR RED ONCE MORE

 

[Kaiser Soze]

I'd love a proper 10 minute version of 'naaaa naaaa naa na na na na, na na na naaa Ciity!'.

9K people singing that would be mega.

without doubt ^this^

 

[foley87]

Boot Lickin Moron
Your just a boot lickin Moron
Boot Lickin Moron
Yo........

best one this has to be sung

 

[jonnyhowsonslongball]

on the first day of the season my true love gave to me
12 carlos tevez
11 ....

and a carlos te he he vez

 

[clarkyblue]

On the subject of turning their songs:

This is how it feels to be man-ure,
This is how it feels to be poor,
This is how it feels when you've fuck all cash anymore

OK, I'll get me coat.

 

[Freestyler]

this is how it feels to be city
this is how it feels to be manc
this is how it feels
when your clubs not owned by the bank

build a bonfire, build a bonfire
it will keep you fuckin warm
when your locked outside old trafford
cause the glazers sold your home

whos that crying at the cashpoint
who's that knocking on the bank
it's glazer and his clan
with no masterplan
we got the shiek you got the yank

whos that stood outside old trafford
whos that kicking down the door
it's the balifs and his boys making all the fuckin noise
cos glazers the couldn't borrow anymore

(song i made up, sang in mary d's, well chuffed lol)

your in debt, your in debt and it's growing
your in debt, your in debt you can't pay
your in debt, your in debt and it's growing
you'll be bankrupt by the end of the may

U.N.I.T.E.D
that spells fucking debt to me
with a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone
get ocean finance on the phone

 

[pazzmore]

Carlos Tevez is a blue (repeated) he hates Neville!

like this one lots

 

[Dumfries Dave]

1 MAN WENT TO MOW, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLIE, 1 MAN AND HIS BASEBALL BAT, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE

2 MEN WENT TO MOW, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE, 2 MEN, 1 MAN AND HIS BASEBALL BAT, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE

3 MEN WENT TO MOW, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE, 3 MEN 2 MEN 1 MAN AND HIS BASEBALL BAT ,WENT TO MOW A NEVILLIE

4 MEN WENT TO MOW, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE, 4 MEN 3 MEN 2 MEN 1 MAN AND HIS BASEBALL BAT, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE

5 MEN WENT TO MOW, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE ,5 MEN 4 MEN 3 MEN 2 MEN 1 MAN AND HIS BASEBALL BAT, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE

6 MEN WENT TO MOW, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE, 6 MEN 5 MEN 4 MEN 3 MEN 2 MEN 1 MAN AND HIS BASEBALL BAT, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE

7 MEN WENT TO MOW, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE, 7 MEN 6 MEN 5 MEN 4 MEN 3 MEN 2 MEN 1 MAN AND HIS BASEBALL BAT, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLIE

8 MEN WENT TO MOW, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE, 8 MEN 7 MEN 6 MEN 5 MEN 4 MEN 3 MEN 2 MEN 1 MAN AND HIS BASEBALL BAT, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE

9 MEN WENT TO MOW, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE, 9 MEN 8 MEN 7 MEN 6 MEN 5 MEN 4 MEN 3 MEN 2 MEN 1 MAN AND HIS BASEBALL BAT, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE

(CITY SUPPORT PLEASE ALL STAND UP AND SING EVEN LOUDER!!!!!)

10 MEN WENT TO MOW, WENT TO MOW A NEVILLE, 10 MEN 9 MEN 8 MEN 7 MEN 6 MEN 5 MEN 4 MEN 3 MEN 2 MEN 1 MAN AND HIS BASEBALL BAT, WENT TO MOVE A NEVILLE

straight into;

'your just a boot lickin' moron'

 

[ibennett63]

This sounds better..

U.N.I.T.E.D.
That spells a load of debt to me,
With a dick called Neville and the Glaziers need a loan,
Get Ocean Finance on the phone!

Remove get & its better.