(tune of if i had a hammer *waving a TENNER in the air*)
If i had a fiver, i'd buy united in the morning.
Party it in the evening, all over this ground.
I'd party in the morning, party in the evening.
I'd party with Mancs, the Scots and all the fuckin scousers.
All over this ground.
Who's that jogging down the touchline.
Who's that windin up the fans.
It's that gary neville knob
Always shootin off his gob.
??????
You wait for 34years and what do you get?
City are loaded and United in debt.
When fergie retires you'll win no more
And City will rule for the next 34.
or:
You wait for 34years and what do you get?
City are loaded and United in debt.
You sold us Tevez and said that he wont score.
You probably think that Gary Nevilles worth more.
You're just a poor club from trafford.
(at half-time Adebayor song)
you'd better leave now,
you'd better leave now.
avoid all the traffic
you'd better leave now.
its a long drive home,
its a long drive home.
refuel in birmingham
its a long drive home.
(neville)
thats a shit stain, thats a shit stain.
thats a shit stain on your chin.
thats a shit stain on your chin.
