Songs For The 2nd Leg

[sweeps feet]

you're the shite of all england
700 million in debt
you don't know what players you'll have to sell next
you are selling old trafford
your training ground too
the futures not red but the futures sky blue
you are the glazers toys

 

[M22_blu]

In 1963 when we fell to Division Two
The Stretford End cried out aloud
'It's the end for you Sky Blues'
Joe Mercer came
We played the game
We went to Rotherham
We won 1 0
And we were back into Division One
We've won the League we've won the Cup
We've been to Europe too
And when we win the League this year
We'll sing this song to you
City City City City City

Hark now hear...........................

this plus..

There's a place outside of Manchester where a bunch of wankers play
You'll find it full of cockney bastards every other Saturday
It's a place they call Old Trafford
It's no place for me or you
'Cos if you're a true Mancunian then you're sure to be a Blue

there's a bit of an obession with debt on here, we've taking the piss out these red bastards for years it's time to get the classics out.

I've got a dog and his names rover...

 

[awaydayblue]

" the songs you sing, are all about US!" (repeat to fade)

based on Tuesday, it's not far off the truth anyway. Easy to remember too........

 

[mancity890]

"Build a bonfire, Build a bonife
It'll keep you fuckin warm
When your locked out of old trafford
coz the glazers sold your home"

 

[gagiesotherhalf]

I know it's already been alluded to earlier but I peed myself when I heard this in Mary D's the other night (I don't generally go in there):
We're having a party when Fergie dies
We're having a party when Fergie dies
....Pass the parcel when Fergie dies...
...Jelly and ice cream when Fergie dies...
...Karaoke when Fergie dies...
...musical statues when Fergie dies...

...and so on and so forth :)

(Oh, to the tune of Tom Hark, btw :) )

 

[Cons Dad]

WHOS THAT MAN FROM ARGENTINA,
WHOS THAT MAN WE ALL ADORE,
CARLOS TEVEZ IS HIS NAME,
SCORIN EVERY FUKIN GAME,
And hes shaging neville's mrs coz shes a whore

 

[Uwe Already]

how about the "go west" tune:

neville, you can lick my boots,
neville, you can lick my boots,
neville, you can lick my boots,
neville, you can suck my socks...

etc.

 

[Maineman2010]

On a non lyrical note, I believe Tevez was speaking to an Argentine radio station and referred to Neville as a 'chupamedias' literally, one who sucks socks.

If that's the case got me thinking that we should all wear an extra pair of old socks next week, we can pass them on to Chuckle boy when he does his warm up routine at our end of the pitch. Chew on that Gary!

>>>> <a class="postlink" href="http://www.studs-up.com/2010/01/suckable-sock-by-gary/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.studs-up.com/2010/01/suckable-sock-by-gary/</a> .... LOL!

 

[Mcfc32]

Hes not on your left
Hes not on your right
Cause that boy Ronaldo
He fucked you right off


Weve got Carlos Tevez
Youve got Gary Neville
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha

 

[mcfcbex]

i was in an exam today and i was just thinkin bout the tevez song the rags were singin so i just started to turn it into a city version:

WHOS THAT MAN FROM ARGENTINA,
WHOS THAT MAN WE ALL ADORE,
CARLOS TEVEZ IS HIS NAME,
SCORIN EVERY FUKIN GAME,
SO UNITED GUNA WIN FUK ALL!!

not sure bout last line just thought of it in last minute

How about:
WHOS THAT MAN FROM ARGENTINA,
WHOS THAT MAN WE ALL ADORE,
CARLOS TEVEZ IS HIS NAME,
SCORIN EVERY FUKIN GAME,
ONCE A RED ALWAYS A BLUE SO FUCK U ALL

If we win the 2nd leg

WHO'S THAT MAN FROM ARGENTINA
WHO'S THAT NUMBER 32!?
WELL CARLOS TEVEZ IS HIS NAME
AND HE MUST HAVE A BRAIN
CAUSE HE'S WON MORE THAN UNITED SINCE HE CAME!