Songs For The 2nd Leg

[Groke]

you're going home in a Singapore / Essex / Dublin / fuckin Timbuktoo ambulance..

 

[give-go]

United,s going out with nothing in the bank
nothing in the bank
nothing in the bank
going out , your going out

 

[KenTheLandlord]

To Chuckle.

Sock sucking moron, your just a sock sucking moron.
Sock sucking moron, your just a sock sucking moron.

 

[ads]

fergi this, fergi that, you'd say fergis and acrabat, with a nick nack pady wack give a dog a bone, all you do is piss and moan. if i hear that from were im sat in the home end i will cry with pride :D

 

[bluemoon555]

whos that stood outside old trafford?
whos that kicking down the door?
its the balifs and his boys making all the fuckin noise cos glazers the couldnt borrow anymore



U.N.I -T.E.D
that spells lots of debt to me
with a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone
get ocean finance on the phone

whos that crying at the cashpoint?
whos that begging at the bank?
its the glazers and their clan working on their masterplan thank fuck weve got the sheikh and not the yank

 

[sneakitawc]

1 nil down,
2-1 up,
Fergie should have signed him up,
with a nick nack paddy wack giv the dog a bone,
Go on Fergie fuck off home.

great song, but would be better merging it with the ocean finance version:

one nil down, 2-1 up
fergie should have signed him up
with a knick-knack paddy-whack give a rag a loan
ocean finance on the phone

and agree with OP...NO MUNICH CHANTS!! it's classless and you're pretty much guaranteeing that blue will get a good kicking on his way home.

 

[@BluePhil8]

Instead of "Fergie, sign him up" how about "Neville, your'e a twat, Neville, Neville your'e a twat!"... ok its not great

 

[glen quagmire]

where are the men in black?
so called red defenders
who are these men in black?
fighting familystand enders
is that the men in black?
those acne covered benders


(men in black tune)

 

[Doyaldinho]

Instead of "Fergie, sign him up" how about "Neville, your'e a twat, Neville, Neville your'e a twat!"... ok its not great

It's funny cos it's true!

Or:

Carlos Tevez is a blue (repeated) he hates Neville!

 

[Maineman2010]

This sounds better..

U.N.I.T.E.D.
That spells a load of debt to me,
With a dick called Neville and the Glaziers need a loan,
Get Ocean Finance on the phone!