Songs that involve somebody wanking

[ancoats]

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Imagine if Mary Whitehouse saw this thread, I'm not sure she'd be playing along and we'd all be going on her list...


George Formby must've had her raging when she was younger, that she wasn't popular enough to get people hating...
"with my little ukulele in my hand"


Chuck Berry certainly had her raging she actually tried to have this one banned...
"my ding-a-ling"


Whitehouse even got in touch with BBC (not the type you think) over it all offended for everyone else, she was clearly unhappy and wanted it taken off the airwaves immediately:
"one teacher told us of how she found a class of small boys with their trousers undone, singing the song and giving it the indecent interpretation which—in spite of all the hullabaloo—is so obvious ... We trust you will agree with us that it is no part of the function of the BBC to be the vehicle of songs which stimulate this kind of behaviour—indeed quite the reverse."

Everyone just thought...


She'd be in her element this day and age with all the super politically correct censorship nowadays, I'm so glad she wasn't born 70 years later as more idiots would probably lap her up... some wrongun would probably fap fap fap along to the thought of her but enough about Wayne Rooney.

 

[ballbag]

And

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Banned by the BBC, but made No.22.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Turning Japanese by The Vapors for one.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

 

[casserole of nonsense]

 

[JRockBlues]

Tori Amos - Icicle

 

[ZenHalfTimeCrock]

 

[The Colonel]