Songs that involve somebody wanking

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[hammocity]

My mate bought Aladin Sane, we were about 14 at the time, took it back to his house where his mum and grandma were, put the record on the turntable, the look on his mum's face when that line came out was priceless. Nobody ever swore or used lewd language in front of parents in those days, my mate's panic in trying to take the record off was brilliant to watch, funny as you like.

 

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[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Wow, even by BM's weirdo standards, this is a pretty bizarre thread. But what the hell, I'll chip in:
didn't Anthea and Donna do a number back in the day where they sang about “Up town top wankin”?

 

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