Songs that involve somebody wanking

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

These Boots Were Made For Wanking

Wanking After Midnight

Wanking The Dog

Wanking Back To Happiness

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Uptown Top Wanking

 

[Maccblue]

She’ll be ‘Coming round the mountain’when she comes

 

[Wayneclarkemunchescarrots]

Wanking with tears in my eyes

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

 

[W11Nchenko]

think it crops up somewhere

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Well its a song about wankers made by wankers ....

Yeah, reminds me of that one from the musical Carousel often dredged out at Anfield - Yer'll never wank alone- there's always a Dipper ready to join in!

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

 

[KS55]

I watched a vid on utube “The History of Masturbation.” Apparently it was considered fine and guiltless for most of history, but then came along Christianity which classified masturbation as a major sin because “every sperm is sacred”. Women got let off lightly, then.
Plato disapproved but he was a proto-fascist, the wanker.