Songs that tòok the piss

[Stephen230]

To the rags one season

Galatasaray galatasaray 2-0 up and fucked it up Galatasaray

We were 2-0 up at the time at ht………we lost 2-3 mid 90’s can’t remember exact season

All the local newsagents sold out of Turkish Delight, which people were hurling at the United fans.

 

[Stephen230]

Finally. Someone got it ; )

The best part about hearing that in the Kippax was my Dad explaining it to me.

They might have got it earlier if you’d said Mary Brown rather than Mrs.

 

[Spurs quarter 69]

Burnley against Leeds.
He's one of your own
Jimmy Saville he's one of your own

 

[Barcon]

They might have got it earlier if you’d said Mary Brown rather than Mrs.

Thanks for the correction.

 

[Spurs quarter 69]

When Owen Oyston was sent down, Blackpools rivals would chant
Oystons sewing bags he's sewing bags. Blackpool fans who at that time still liked him would respond with
Oyston shagged your wife, he's shagged her
AND YOUR GRANDAUGHTER

 

[Brewster's millions]

‘What the fuck is going on?’

Sung at a few but sadly not many away grounds in the late-90s if we took the lead and were playing ok.

I still can’t decide whether I miss those days or not.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Brilliant that night, such a laugh.

It was mate, the biggest laugh I’ve ever had at a game (except for when we smash the rags) but it was almost like the whole crowd were a ‘Hive mind’, next thing I hear is someone shout “Alan, Alan, who the fuck is Alan” and then it just snowballed.

 

[supercity88]

Very politically incorrect nowadays. The song for Park Ji-Sung was very amusing to an immature lad like me at the time.

I'm not sure it was particularly PC at the time either! But it was a funny one still.

Didn't we have one for Fernando Torres about being Liverpool's lady boy to the same tune as the Carlos Tevez "you'll never shag a sexy bird" one?

Something about being at Albert Dock and having tits and having a cock?!

 

[Shirley]

One for the FOC’s vs spurs….

Spotty Gilzean, Spotty Gilzean
He’s got spots all over his face!

 

[City Mike 1969]

To John Fashanu, playing for either Wimbledon or Villa I think, shortly after his brother Justin had come out...'does your brother, does your brother, does your brother wank you off?'