Songs that tòok the piss

a couple i can remember
at the home fans when we was away, back to school on monday to there fans
and a league cup tie at sheff wed when boom town rats was number 1
we dont like the wednesday tell you why
 
I remember "Barry Barry Barry" being sung after Barry Conlon came on as sub and gave us a tantalising first view of his footballing skills. Cruel but funny. I don't remember much about the lad except he had bags of enthusiasm but no footballing ability whatsoever. Typical City gallows humour back then.
 
At Anfield, “Cannon and Ball are shagging your wife” to Harry Kewell when his Mrs. off Emmerdale was in celebrity jungle with them.
 
They say that Old Traffords a wonderful place,
The team that play there are a fucking disgrace,
With half-backs and full-backs and forwards too,
With their hands down their pants coz they've got fuck all to do.

The Stretford End sing and the Stretford end shout,
The songs that they sing they know fuck all about,
So we all agree where United should be,
Shovelling shit on the Isle of Capri.

Of Capri, of Capri, shovelling shit on the Isle of Capri.
 
citymad said:
Thats the City humour we all know and love!
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First heard this at QPR away in 1999 2 2 draw I think. Heard only one verse
Posh Spice is a slapper
She likes a dirty fuck
When she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Terry Cook
 
Maccblue said:
Think it was from the defeat against the Dutch that meant we missed out on the World Cup in the states 1994
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Did I not like that.

I actually think it was after the Ronaldinho goal in the 2002 Finals though.
 
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