Songs that tòok the piss

[citymad]

"Does your mummy know you're here ?"

 

[Manchester33]

We came up with a brilliant one against Leicester:

"Ranieri, whoah!
Ranieri, whoah!
You stabbed him in the back!
You bunch of fucking twats!"

 

[Bobby the blue]

I always liked “you’re only here cos it’s city” mostly sang when we were in the lower divisions but still good all the same.

 

[Manchester33]

You also can't really top our Sterling Allez Allez Allez one...

We triggered an entire City.

 

[mancityvstoke]

 

[mancityvstoke]

 

[Zapcity]

David Seaman ran up to the North Stand( Maine Rd) which sang "where were you when Koeman scored". He cocked up for England against Holland away. Fair play to him he was pissing himself laughing.

Remember at Highbury one year the City fans singing 'let's all do the Seaman' and arms just being waved in very 'uncoordinated 'ways. This was after he'd waved his arms in very uncoordinated ways cocking up again for England (not sure who against though?). Seem to remember he also took it pretty well in all fairness!

 

[There is a Light]

Wembley, Wembley it’s a shitty place in London, that we’re never gonna see
You’re the pride of Singapore
F*ck off back to London
Who put the ball in United’s net? Half our f*ckig team did
No-one likes you cause you’re shit (Millwall)

 

[Maccblue]

Remember at Highbury one year the City fans singing 'let's all do the Seaman' and arms just being waved in very 'uncoordinated 'ways. This was after he'd waved his arms in very uncoordinated ways cocking up again for England (not sure who against though?). Seem to remember he also took it pretty well in all fairness!

Think it was from the defeat against the Dutch that meant we missed out on the World Cup in the states 1994

 

[blue aura]

Pompey away. can't for the life of me remember the year. Cold pissing down with rain " The roof, The roof, The roof is not here"